Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

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  1. charmc
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    So Guillermo, you're saying great wealth makes up for lack of perfection?

    Might be true ... I wouldn't know, as I lack both! :D
     
  2. Bergalia
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    Boat jokes

    Might have been better to have left it on the other forum.....:D
     
  3. Guillermo
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    Nope...!
    What I'm saying is perfect women do not tend to marry guys like me....:D
     
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    hmmm must be wrong audience. there's nothing wrong with the joke....
     
  5. VKRUE
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    Good Joke...

    You just interupted a couple of old salts' in their badgering of one another....... that's all.

    Other than that... Great joke.

    One that I'll print off and take to work for the guys in the morning :D
     
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  6. Bergalia
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    Boat jokes

    An old seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and the talk turns to their adventures. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. "How did you end up with the peg leg?" he asks.

    The pirate replies, "I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. As my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."

    "Wow!" says the seaman. "What about your hook?"

    "Well," answers the pirate, "we were boarding a ship when one of the enemy hacked off my hand."

    "Incredible!" says the seaman. "How’d you get the eye patch?"

    "A seagull **** in my eye," the pirate replies.

    "You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the seaman asks.

    "Well," says the pirate, "it was my first day with the hook.":(
     
  7. Bergalia
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    Boat jokes

    I say, I say, I say.....

    Did you hear about the time Walrus took a trip to Australia - he was sitting in a small outback bar when an Aborigine sat down beside him and started to chat. "Tell you what blue - let's have a little game. I'll ask you a riddle. If you can answer it, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't then you buy me one. OK?"

    Walrus grunted, “Sounds OK”

    The Aborigine says "My father and mother had only one child. It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?"

    Walrus scratched his head, and after a while admitted - "I give up. Who was it?"

    "It was ME," grinned the Aborigine.

    So Walrus paid for the drinks.

    Back home in Cornwall Walrus returns to his ‘local’ and spots a group of his old mates. "Charlie," he says, "I’ve got a game. If you can answer a question, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't, you have to buy me one. Fair enough?"

    "Fair enough," says Charlie.

    "OK," says Walrus "my father and mother had only one child. It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?"

    Charie frowns and gazes at his feet, then at the ceiling. At last - "I give up, who was it?"

    Walrus slaps his thigh and laughs - "It was this Aborigine guy I met in outback Australia....”

    :D :D :D :D :D :D
     
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    :D :D :D :D :D :D

    For both!
     
  9. safewalrus
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    No Bergalia I don't understand that one?....... It was the Abo wasn't it? surely?
     
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    That is amusing... well done Bergalia chap...
     
  11. VKRUE
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    I like it Berg :D

    I really like it... another one to print for the boys at work.
     
  12. Frosty

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    This is not a joke but something i thought you all might like to see. I have watched this over and over.

    Even if you cant stand "Americal Idle" you should see this. It is youtube.com/watch?v=9oxTy7KIAaA

    Even ole Lazy will shed a tear,,Unbelievable.
     
  13. safewalrus
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    By God Frosty that was unbelievable!!! Fantastic!! where did an old duffer like you find that? I take my hat off to you mate. Not many times I'm speechless but ....................
     
  14. Bergalia
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    Boat jokes

    Thanks Frosty. An experience I could so easily have missed. Absolutely fantastic. Thanks again.
     

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