Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

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    It was founded in the back of a liquor store (see at 5 to 12 sec.), which might help to attract such guys . . :eek:

     
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    That reminds me; They sell boats too.
    It's time for a road trip. :) 20200906_080554~2.jpg
     
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    Maybe the Dairy Queen gift card is only valid for dairy products such as ice cream like the Penguins love so much in post #6797 . . :eek:
     
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    I've only had 1 store bought boat, a 14, Indian River canoe.

     
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    Good question. No clue.
    I still have the motor.
     
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    hoytedow Fly on the Wall - Miss ddt yet?

    I added another.
     
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    Right river but wrong bridge.
    It's this bridge on Fowler Ave.:
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    hoytedow Fly on the Wall - Miss ddt yet?

    In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.

    One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.

    The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein gesch**sen."

    The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Biden's Presidential run. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."

    The rancher replied: "Use both hands."
     
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    Re post #6854: Es sollte sein gesch**ßen, mit einem ß. - ("Alt 225" gives for me a "ß") - See the Lady Gaga song Sch**ße.

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    1964 German typewriter

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    hoytedow Fly on the Wall - Miss ddt yet?

    record1599817754420.gif Ik heb verschillende toetsenborden op mijn telefoon, maar niet dat dubbele s symbool.
    Dies ist die deutsche Tastatur.
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    Ihre deutsche Tastatur ist leider nicht sehr pünktlich wenn das ß fehlt.
     

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    hoytedow Fly on the Wall - Miss ddt yet?

    Nicht sehr gut aber das Leben geht weiter.
     
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