Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

Life isn't a joke, it's a serious game . . .



Jeremiah Johnson (1972) - Mountain life is no joke.

‘‘ Opening few minutes of Jeremiah Johnson. He decides that he wants to be a mountain man and live off the land. Quickly he realizes that it won't be easy. ’’

 

Now I am melancholy.
I hide my sadness behind a smile.

 

Jeremiah Johnson was a mountain man wannabe compared to the guy on a buffalo.


-Will (Dragonfly)

 

You should see the guy riding a gator. Can't find the picture right now.

 

Phil did ride a gator, even in the water !

(thread: Things learned the hard way, post #194)



Think the original Jeremiah Johnson was even wilder than the buffalo riding guy in post #6832, I'm glad he and the Crow eventually made peace, and am surprised both were able to do so.

 

— The Evening Independent - may 28, 1974 - page 12 ± central —

 

There you go . .

 

Dinner for One

Dinner for One, also known as The 90th Birthday (German: Der 90. Geburtstag), is a two-hander comedy sketch written by British author Lauri Wylie for the theatre. The German TV station Norddeutscher Rundfunk (NDR) recorded it in 1963, in the original English, with a short introduction in German. It is an 18-minute black-and-white videotape recording, performed by British comedians Freddie Frinton and May Warden. It has become a tradition to watch it on New Year's Eve in Germany, and, as of 1995, was the most frequently repeated television programme ever.[1]

The programme is now broadcast annually during the festive season on many TV stations across Northern Europe and Scandinavia, as well as Austria and South Africa (see details below). Despite its popularity in other countries, it remains virtually unknown in the United Kingdom, with its first national broadcast there airing on New Year's Eve 2018.[2] Apart from a few satires, Dinner for One is not known in the United States, where the comic premise had already been made famous by Red Skelton and Lucille Ball. The article "Dinner for One: The greatest cult film you’ve never heard of" investigates the reason for its obscurity.[3]​

Longer version in color, with German introduction.

 

You made my day .

 

-Will (Dragonfly)

 

You're welcome . .

Some of the below double with the previous one, sorry about that, but maybe the new ones will make your next day as well . .



Might be a bit of an overload to post them all, so here's just some links: Reagan Humor — Reagan Jokes

 

Biggest event category at the Nerd Olympics? Why, Trek and Field of course.

At the Nerd Olympics a winning score in gymnastics is "Over 9000!"

 

“I’m speaking to the manager of the Bass Pro Shop attacked. Sir, why after the man shot at the store 25 times did you let him buy another box of ammunition?”

“He had a valid gift card.”