Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

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    Santa's Helpers are subordinate Clauses.
     
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    A subjective pronoun is I.
    You is subjective and objective. Sounds contradictory doesn't it?

    English is a funny language.
     
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    Bakers trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
     
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    I dedicate this video to all the forum moderators out there:

     
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    Funny !!
     
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    If you find a gun in a river or a stream don't fish it out till you're sure there's not a wading period.
     
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    From the day we arrive on the internet
    And, Tweeting, retreat from the sun
    There's more cat videos to see than can ever be seen
    More to like than can ever be liked
    There's far too much to take in here
    More to find than can ever be found
    But the sun setting low
    Though it bid us to go
    Keeps great and small on the endless round

    It's the circle of gripe
    And it moves us all
    Through despair and hope
    Through faith and love
    Till we find our niche
    On these threads unfolding
    In the circle
    The circle of gripe
     

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    The real reason Order 66 wasn't discovered? Time and again people tried to email the Jedi photographic evidence of the danger but it never got through ... the Jedi forbid attachments.
     
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