Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

Cue the theme music from Dallas and sit back to enjoy a new TV show about wealth and power of an independent businessman in South Africa....

 

Dallas Opening Theme (3rd Season)​

‘‘ Awesome TV show, Dallas, this is the season that J.R. got shot! ’’​

 

Dallas - Who Done It ? ?​

P.S. - That was one of the big issues of the 70's & 80's . . :idea: - - Who shot J.R. ? - ​

 

Well if someone else did not shoot JR then I would have done it. Personally I liked the Magnum series and the MASH series a lot more than the screwings and the doings of the Ewings.
Maybe they can make a series where Killary and Soros get shot in weekly... gawd youll have a TV revolution in America and around the world. How about a series where a different illuminati gets shot in every week. You can even fraud it in as based on the truth through some of these media outlets... just think six million episodes !

What made Inkandla so expensive was probably the extravagant construction companies, oh yeah and of course the underground bunker for when Nibiru would show up. You know, all the elite have underground bunkers.

I wonder if the SHTF and he is the only survivor... WHAT THEN !

 

I said to Hoyte the other day they must bring their great American bands back... the first album "The Wall" would be a smash hit, we're sick of the rap crap.

And if you do the six million series, PLEASE do not repeat the whole bloody thing after every advertisement. Some of these "documentaries" have so many repetition in it you need to watch only the last seven and a half minutes to get all the details, everything prior is for zombies. It's a ten minute video they drag out to an hour.

 

My first girlfriend won a newspaper competition where you had to answer the question 'How does JR sign his cheques?'

Her answer: 'With double crosses.'

 

How many and do you still have them all ?

 

I lost count long ago, I'm afraid, Fanie!

And no, none left at the moment, which in the case of some was careless of me, and others, a blessing! And I'm sure they'd say the same about me

 

Rightfully scared I too. There's always money for a bloody pram and never for another boat.

A long time ago eh. Don't worry if you can't remember your age, we'll get you carbon dated.

The picture text says - I think you have to admit you got lost...

 

Aye Angélique, I'm sure we all had our first love moments...

We were so easily pleased back then.

 

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Think we're talking about 4 am in the morning there Fanie, that explains he was carried away by a moonlight shadow . . . :idea:

Mike wrote a song about it, also performed by Miriam from Joburg (now Orlando, FL), maybe she was your first date . .

BTW, if the guy ever gets lucky, here's some fresh news from Jozi . .

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Mike Oldfield & Miriam Stockley - Moonlight Shadow - Live in Frankfurt - 22 Dec. 2006 -​

Lyrics - - - Good Luck !​

 

Two ships of state collide in the night: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6VaOpvIhVQ

 

I went to a gig by the New Mastersounds last year, which was just excellent. They are pretty much in the States all year, but originated in Leeds, where I saw them. In between songs, Simon Allen, the drummer, explained that they were very happy that 'lots of the band's children were in the audience tonight'. He then asked if anyone who was the offspring of a band member could raise their hand, and, quick as a flash, three quarters of the sell out audience had their hands in the air.

 

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Hmm, guess the other quarter of the audience were the mothers of the offspring then, and since you're not a mother, your fathers name could be Eddie or Simon or Pete or Joe . .

They're pretty young though for that . . ​

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The New Mastersounds - 2hr. LIVE SET @ Asheville Music Hall - Asheville, NC 5/6/14​

 

... shipping....

And now for something completely different!

A Texas liberal has recently proposed levying a fine on ************; but, she was just trying to make a point. Don't be fooled by stories about thus as if it were serious.

Had she been serious she would have suggested taxing ************, or a "pole tax", because you don't have to give due process (which is expensive) for taxes.