Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

Minister to a crooked house painter: "Repaint and thin no more!"

 

I'm may just be picking a nit, but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution.

 

Q: what is the cheapest cut of meat?

A: deer balls, they're under a buck.
wrong - wrong- wrong-
..... free -range chickens are the cheapest.... they are FREE!

 

There's a new waffle iron that makes waffles that look like computer keyboards....

... great, now the cats will want to sleep on my waffles!

 

Not entirely a joke: how long till the Pokemon Go is adapted to the aquatic environment and, once that happens, how long till the first major maritime accidents?

 

Aaah your behid the curve....

www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/uk-world/228872/girls-rescued-from-sea-were-playing-pokemon-go/

Of course entry to the minefields in Bosnia is probably a little more hazardous...

 

There are just some things I'm okay with not being hip to.

 

To err is human, to "Arr!" is pirate.

 

Link ---> #13​

 

I'm hoping that in Rogue One we finally learn who Manny Bothans was, how he'd be aware of the Emperor's movements and why he was so sorely missed.

 

Funny

 

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On December 9, 2015 during a photoshoot for Time Magazine the Eagle attacks the first above guy, I'm not sure they are realy good friends . .

 

It was definitely a right wing eagle. Poor thing.

 

Kinda remind a me of that one scene from Made in America where the animal handler wonders aloud that he's never seen that bear act that way.

Whereupon his assistant points at his missing arm and says, IIRC: "Well, there was that one time...."