Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

Considering the quality of American politicians these days I find myself wondering how long till some President decides to let the annual pardoned turkey fly to its freedom after being released from Marine 1?

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Hello Angelique,
Just one correction, The Boervolk is not Dutch / Afrikaners, contrary to seeming world-wide make belief. Our language was called "De Taal" or directly translated "the language". It should have been "Boers", the British however appointed the Afrikaners to learn the Boer language and after the first world war aka the 2nd Anglo-Boer War (Anglo = British) of 1899 to 1902 it was renamed to Afrikaans to extinguish as much Boer-anything as well as to hide the genocide on 35 000 Boer children in the British/Afrikaner concentration camps. The Afrikaner however are the Cape Dutch colonials from Holland.
After the Boers surrendered in an attempt to stop the genocide on their children, the Afrikaner were placed in charge of the Boer Republics in the 1910 British-Afrikaner fraud Union. The Afrikaner's job was to further stomp out anything Boer, hence the language was renamed Afrikaans. The language I speak is compiled from mostly German, some Dutch and other Germanic languages. As I understand the Germanic's were the big seafarers, probably where I got my love for water from - and most likely why I swear like a sailor.

I can understand some Dutch, I can understand some Flemish and a friend who visits other Germanic parts in Europe says he can converse quite well with them.


As for the pun there, that is not really my kind of joke, translated - a woman says she discovered her husband is gay... must she turn her back on him ? and the picture translated is about the guy who says when he was younger he needed two hands to push his ******** down, now that he's older he can do it with one finger... how much stronger is he going to get ?

Sis Angelique.

 

Yeah, real funny..

Did you see my project disposal? Is funny as well?

 

Fanie- if this is not the boat jokes thread, I wanted to hear more. Interesting!

If I search the languages spoken in SA, Boer is not one of it. And if I search Boer, it says "farmer" or "farmer settlers".

So what language do you speak?

 

Hello RX,

After the first Anglo-Boer war in which the Boers whipped the British forces (had to rub that in) the English appointed an Afrikaner (in 1883), S J du Toit who was a freemason and minister to start an organization called the "genootskap van regte Afrikaners", translated it means "the fellowship of real Afrikaners". It was a political organization which had the Dutch speaking Cape Dutch Afrikaners learn the Boer language so they can infiltrate and betray the Boers.

After the 1st world war, aka the 2nd Anglo-Boer war the Cape Dutch Afrikaner were placed in charge of the Boer Republics by the English. This was done to make sure the Boers will not get their Republics back because the English wanted to plunder the resources, still do today.

The language spoken by the Boervolk were called "de Taal", meaning "the language". After the war the language was changed to be called Afrikaans. The Boers hence had no choice.

The term Afrikaner is a fraudulent one since it does not refer to any identity. Anything that is born here calls himself an Afrikaner, whether it's Chinese, dark green or light green. I have a customer who lives here, he says he is a Zambian but his son is an Afrikaner. For that reason the Cape Dutch Afrikaner cannot have their so called identity recognized, unless they want to be classified as some shade of a green nation, not white.

By calling oneself an Afrikaner you actually declare you have no country to live in, and that you do not belong anywhere, and most of the suckers brainwashed by the democratic politics are numb enough to proudly call themselves Afrikaners.

You can verify this no-identity, no-land, no-property if you look at the UN's so called "human rights", which of course means squat. They have a wonderful list of "rights", without the mention of owning anything, least of all land, the kind of border-less identity-less situation the NWO or "Crown" wants. Still trying to figure out how they "grant" rights, like the "right to life" (sic) as if they do one a huge favor by letting you live, but you cannot possess anything. What kind of a life can you have if you cannot have any possessions...?

BTW. The Cape Dutch Afrikaner was in full control of the whole South Africa since the fraudulent Union of 1910, yet when there are any accusations like "apartheid", or "racism", it always gets blamed on the Boer. Almost all the so called "Boer" organizations are run by Afrikaners. They use the term Boer only when the ownership of the Boer Republics are at stake, and every brotherhood brother then runs around with the Boer's four-color flag.

The Boer Republics were internationally recognized, they were Transvaal, Freestate and Freedom which is North Natal and is the land of the Boervolk.

Also this place is called the Republic of South Africa. Nothing about it is near anything a republic represents. Democracy and republic sits on the far ends of the scale from each other. Sadly most people have no clue what a real republic is and how it is supposed to function. It's very easy to use words most have no idea what they are saying.

A boer is a farmer in English, a Boer however is a burger of the Boervolk. The Boers were traditionally farmers. This of course is thoroughly misused by the Afrikaner to deny the Boer identity. Where the Boervolk were previously the genocide victim in SA (kill the Boer, kill the farmer), after the Afrikaner TLU brotherhood organization had Dr Standton from genocide-watch.org here, he went back and made the Afrikaner the genocide victim. Easiest way to veer the blame of genocide off yourself is to become the genocide victim yourself. But then, there are no genocide laws in South Africa, it is hence by implication legal to commit genocide. If you look at the Afrikaner flag, it is the Boer four-color flag symbolizing the blacks the Afrikaner imported by the millions (long before 1994) that cuts the Boer flag in two. It is not the ANC, they have their own flag.

Here's something on the brothers in the hood of Afrikaners.
http://www.nelsonmandela.org/omalley/index.php/site/q/03lv02424/04lv02730/05lv03188/06lv03190.htm

 

The Boervolk is not allowed to have a radio station in SA, hence someone has put up an internet radio station http://www.boervolkradio.co.za/ Theuns Cloete runs it and on Sundays there are talks on the Boer history etc. You can phone him and talk to him as well, he will gladly answer any.
And here is another website that has a honest representation http://boervolkerfenisbewaring.co.za/


And since this is the jokes thread, I have to put something up. One of the ANC's responsibilities which they cannot maintain is Escom, the power company. Zapiro drawed this as excom is on the verge of finally getting burned out, hence has to do load shedding. I tell you it's fun if the power goes off when you do CNC milling...

 

I read about something called "rectal re-hydration" today.
Bugger that for a game of soldiers!

 

Can we just get back to some "Boat Jokes".

 

Yeah... Let's get our Ship together!

 

Thank you Fanie. That was very interesting. Lead me to further readings on related topics.

 

Would you like a push?

 

Tagy! If not rude.

 

Tagged, or instant karma

If you are being chased by the cops after robbing a Target store, and you happen to be driving a stolen car, then making a run for it through the woods probably isn't a bad idea, unless it happens to be the last day of deer season in Michigan.

 

It's that time of year... and I haven't inflicted this joke on anyone for a while.


An America couple was being shown around Moscow one day, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife.

"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain," he said.

Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. "Let's not fight about it!" the man said. "Let's ask our guide, Rudolph, whether it's officially raining or snowing."

As their tour guide approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?" "It's raining, of course," he replied officiously.

But the woman insisted, "I know that it felt like snow!" The man quietly replied, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"

 

You NEED to get out of the desert Troy. Move north and finish that boat..........