BOAT JOKES (we need a few laughs)

Discussion in 'All Things Boats & Boating' started by brian eiland, Oct 29, 2006.

  1. Angélique
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    Angélique aka Angel (only by name)

    I was shocked to see Manon Ossevoort on a fergie . . . . though good news for her ! !

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    She's a Deutz girl . . . . (a compilation) . . . .

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    Note the Belgian license plates :)

    Boat connection here, she is going to the South Pole, so she will use a boat as well . . :cool:

    Cheers,
    Angel
     
  2. Dirteater
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    It never ceases to amaze me ... the knowledge in these rooms :) :D :cool:
     
  3. powerabout
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    my connection is a marina with lots of trailer boats and lots of tractors
     
  4. rednev
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    standard 65 fergie steering . I have a diesel engined 65 no difference in the steering.
     
  5. MikeJohns
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    Yes Fergie 65 mark2. The 35 had a lower steering arm. Both great tractors.
     
  6. Dirteater
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    Dirteater Senior Member

    yep! ...
     

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  7. powerabout
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    when did they stop making those 35 petrols ( vanguard engine?)
     
  8. Angélique
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    Angélique aka Angel (only by name)

    Right, just saw it here . . . .
    Mike, thanks for the ‘‘MKII’’ info [​IMG]

    Cheers,
    Angel
     
  9. Angélique
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    May be of some help ? - Ferguson TE20

    Cheers,
    Angel
     
  10. Angélique
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    Angélique aka Angel (only by name)

    Manon will not be the first with a Fergie on the Antarctic . . . .
    Here an inspiring speech of Manon at the Technical University of Delft in Holland.
    Cheers,
    Angel

    PS - Sir Ed and one of his Fergies (at the bottom-left corner) on the NZ $5 note...
    PPS - Guess it's time for a Boat joke :)
     
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  12. Angélique
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    Angélique aka Angel (only by name)

    I wonder if the same goes for Oliver boats . . :?:

    Cheers,
    Angel
     
  13. powerabout
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    35's came after the 20
    we still were buying them new in the 80's with a 3 cylinder Perkins
     
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  15. brian eiland
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    Baseball Kid.jpg
    At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, 'Do you
    understand what cooperation is? What a team is?'
    The little boy nodded in the affirmative.



    'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win
    or lose together as a team?'
    The little boy nodded 'yes'.



    'So,' the coach continued, 'I'm sure you know, when an
    out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire,
    or call him a pecker-head, ******** or *******. Do you
    understand all that? '
    The little boy nodded 'yes' again.



    He continued, 'And when I take you out of the game so
    another boy gets a chance to play too, it's not good
    sportsmanship to call your coach "a dumb *** or
    shithead" is it?'
    The little boy shook his head 'NO'.




    'GOOD', said the coach . . . 'Now go over there and
    explain all that to your grandmother!'
     
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