BOAT JOKES (we need a few laughs)

Discussion in 'All Things Boats & Boating' started by brian eiland, Oct 29, 2006.

  1. Angélique
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    Angélique aka Angel (only by name)

    Manon will not be the first with a Fergie on the Antarctic . . . .
    Here an inspiring speech of Manon at the Technical University of Delft in Holland.
    Cheers,
    Angel

    PS - Sir Ed and one of his Fergies (at the bottom-left corner) on the NZ $5 note...
    PPS - Guess it's time for a Boat joke :)
     
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  3. Angélique
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    Angélique aka Angel (only by name)

    I wonder if the same goes for Oliver boats . . :?:

    Cheers,
    Angel
     
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    35's came after the 20
    we still were buying them new in the 80's with a 3 cylinder Perkins
     
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  6. brian eiland
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    Baseball Kid.jpg
    At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, 'Do you
    understand what cooperation is? What a team is?'
    The little boy nodded in the affirmative.



    'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win
    or lose together as a team?'
    The little boy nodded 'yes'.



    'So,' the coach continued, 'I'm sure you know, when an
    out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire,
    or call him a pecker-head, ******** or *******. Do you
    understand all that? '
    The little boy nodded 'yes' again.



    He continued, 'And when I take you out of the game so
    another boy gets a chance to play too, it's not good
    sportsmanship to call your coach "a dumb *** or
    shithead" is it?'
    The little boy shook his head 'NO'.




    'GOOD', said the coach . . . 'Now go over there and
    explain all that to your grandmother!'
     
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  9. rwatson
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    Power of prayer

    A preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."

    With that, an Aboriginal man got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked :
    "Mulrunji, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

    Mulrunji replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."

    The preacher put one finger of one hand in Mulrunji's ear, placed his other hand on top of Mulrunji's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed.

    He prayed to the 'Almighty' for Mulrunji, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.

    After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Mulrunji, how is your hearing now?"

    Mulrunji answered, "I don't know. I dont go'ta court 't 'til next week!"
     

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    lost at sea
     

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  11. Dirteater
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    New Species discovered in the Alberta flood zones!!
     

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    RHough Retro Dude

    Notice shiny new solenoid. Starter has not been out long, was pulled after new solenoid did not fix problem?
     
  13. the1much
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    the1much hippie dreams

    what did hellen keller do when she fell down the well?


    screamed her hands off
    ; )
     
  14. the1much
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    the1much hippie dreams

    what do you call a dog with no legs..................



    any dam thing u want,,he aint commin anywayz
    ;)
     

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    What do you call a dog with steel balls and no hind legs?

    Sparky.
     
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