BOAT JOKES (we need a few laughs)

Discussion in 'All Things Boats & Boating' started by brian eiland, Oct 29, 2006.

  1. Dirteater
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    My wife said "Fix that gutter downspout TODAY!"

    So I invited the boys over. One brought his welder the others brought beer.

    Took us about 4 hours, mostly for the beer, but we got the downspout fixed.

    Wife is still speechless... I ‘m certain not for much longer though.
     

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  2. philSweet
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    I bet she'll think twice before asking you to fix the trash compactor.
     
  3. hoytedow
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    hoytedow Wood Butcher

    Dewey Dam, Kentucky

    wolf spider and her young
     

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  4. tomas
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    tomas Senior Member

    Now, that's funny!
     
  5. ImaginaryNumber
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  6. Landlubber
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    That has to be the funniest sign ever......
     
  7. Angélique
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    Angélique aka Angel (only by name)

    Well, maybe . . . ? ? ?

    Cheers,
    Angel
     
  8. hoytedow
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    The maybe link contains malware at the very everydayfunnyfunny dot com link.
     
  9. Angélique
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    Angélique aka Angel (only by name)

    Hoyt, ‘‘malware’’ is a boat joke or serious :?:

    The link works fine for me . . :confused:

    Cheers,
    Angel
     
  10. hoytedow
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    hoytedow Wood Butcher

    Serious. My computer identified the link as containing malware. No joke.
     
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  11. Angélique
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    Angélique aka Angel (only by name)

    I see, Hoyt you're right [​IMG]

    The ‘‘Maybe’’ link leads to the ‘‘Road signs - the funny and hilarious...’’ thread on this forrum.

    The link in post #8 over there leads to malware.

    PS - the site where the picture in post #8 is hosted is contaminated.

    I'll flag that post for the Moderator to remove the link in that post.

    Thanks,
    Angel
     
  12. Boat Design Net Moderator
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    Thanks - the link and hotlinked image in post#8 in the "‘Road signs - the funny and hilarious" thread has now been removed due to the malware warning on that site. Thanks.
     
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  13. rwatson
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    Determination

    From a Chuck Norris fan
     

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  14. Angélique
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    Angélique aka Angel (only by name)

    [​IMG]

    So Chuck Norris met a stone, but who met Chuck . . :D

    [​IMG]

    Cheers,
    Angel
     
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  15. Angélique
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    Angélique aka Angel (only by name)

    [​IMG] [​IMG] Hoyt, thanks for the warning [​IMG] [​IMG]

    [​IMG] [​IMG] Moderator, thanks for taking care [​IMG] [​IMG]

    Cheers :)
    Angel
     
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