Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

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  1. bntii
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    Who's there?
     
    bntii, Aug 15, 2011
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  2. Leo Lazauskas
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    Leo Lazauskas Senior Member

    ...

    To.
     
    Leo Lazauskas, Aug 15, 2011
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  3. Milehog
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    Milehog Clever Quip

    To who?
     
    Milehog, Aug 15, 2011
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  4. Landlubber
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    ...midnight owl....right
     
    Landlubber, Aug 15, 2011
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  5. hoytedow
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    hoytedow Fly on the Wall - Miss ddt yet?

    ...at the oasis.
     
    hoytedow, Aug 15, 2011
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  6. SheetWise
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    SheetWise All Beach -- No Water.

    I've got this great knock, knock joke ... just say knock, knock.
     
    SheetWise, Aug 16, 2011
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  7. Leo Lazauskas
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    To whom, you illiterate oik!
     
    Leo Lazauskas, Aug 16, 2011
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  8. philSweet
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    I keep saying it, but nothing happens. Like I'm talking to a wall or something.
     
    philSweet, Aug 16, 2011
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  9. Leo Lazauskas
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    Leo Lazauskas Senior Member

    When you have your back to the wall, that's the time to turn around and fight!
     
    Leo Lazauskas, Aug 16, 2011
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  10. Milehog
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    Milehog Clever Quip

    ...send your camel to bed
     
    Milehog, Aug 16, 2011
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  11. Milehog
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    Milehog Clever Quip

    That's feckless oik to you, sir.
     
    Milehog, Aug 16, 2011
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  12. philSweet
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    you guys are dating yourselves

    there's a decent youtube of Muldaur in '74, but it didn't want to load.
     
    philSweet, Aug 16, 2011
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  13. Leo Lazauskas
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    Q. How many cool people does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A. It's a really obscure number. You definitely wouldn't have heard of it.
     
    Leo Lazauskas, Aug 16, 2011
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  14. philSweet
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    I'm in with the in crowd
    (Do-do-do)
    I go where the in crowd goes
    (Do-do-do)
    I'm in with the in crowd
    (Do-do-do)
    And I know what the in crowd knows
     
    philSweet, Aug 16, 2011
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  16. Leo Lazauskas
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    Leo Lazauskas Senior Member

    And I know common people, common people like you :p
     
    Leo Lazauskas, Aug 16, 2011
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