Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

Discussion in 'All Things Boats & Boating' started by brian eiland, Oct 29, 2006.

  1. Angélique
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    Angélique aka Angel (only by name)

    Urban Dictionary has an explanation but that seems not to be meant here . . :mad:

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    Angel
     
  2. Angélique
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    Angélique aka Angel (only by name)

    Wikipedia 'Umi' & 'UMI' also gives no match within the context . . :eek:

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  3. Angélique
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    Angélique aka Angel (only by name)

    Being used by 'Alaskamokaiman' from Palmer Alaska 'UMI' might stand for 'Inuit' :?:

    As an 'Umiaq' or 'Umiak' is an an open Inuit boat made of a wooden frame covered with hide.

    _umiak_umiaq_.gif

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  4. alaskamokaiman
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    alaskamokaiman Junior Member

    When I was in Germany that is what family members called the American family members their Umi's
     
  5. lewisboats
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    I hesitate to suggest because I don't want to offend but ...just a guess...Un-Mitigated Idiot? ( I tend to be one myself pretty regularly so it came to mind rather quickly)
     
  6. hoytedow
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    Umiak means woman's boat in Inuit.
     
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    Ulu means woman's knife in Inuit.
     
  8. Angélique
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    Angélique aka Angel (only by name)

    [​IMG]

    I guess that's a woman amidships the Umiak, she must be in control then . . :cool:

    But don't see a trend, please tell... and also please find a german forum to check where the leters U M I stand for... but maybe Alaskamokaiman will tell . . ? ?

    Time for a joke I would say . . :D

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  9. alaskamokaiman
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    alaskamokaiman Junior Member

    look to post 5056 might have been a family thing.
    Cheers
     
  10. Pericles
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    Wog: Worthy Oriental Gentleman.

    http://worthyorientalgentleman.com/?cat=6&paged=2

    Amongst Scientologists, wog is used as a disparaging word for non-scientologists.[5] Scientology's founder L. Ron Hubbard defined wog as a "common, everyday garden-variety humanoid ... He 'is' a body. [He] doesn't know he's there, etc. He isn't there as a spirit at all. He is not operating as a thetan.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wog
     
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    Pericles Senior Member

    A journey of 2 thousand miles starts with a first dip of a paddle.

    Angélique,

    I suspect that photograph is about 17,000 years old. They are Solutreans on their way to America. ;)

    The hypothesis proposes that Ice Age Europeans could have crossed the North Atlantic along the edge of the pack ice that extended from the Atlantic coast of France to North America during the last glacial maximum. :)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solutrean_hypothesis

    P
     
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    Everyone seems to be wondering why <removed> terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

    Lets have a look at the evidence: ??-

    No Christmas?-
    No television?-
    No nude women?-
    No football?-
    No pork chops?-
    No hot dogs?-
    No burgers?-
    No beer?-
    No bacon?-
    Rags for clothes?-
    Towels for hats?-

    Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower?-

    More than one wife?-
    More than one mother in law?-
    You can't shave?-
    Your wife can't shave?-
    You can't wash off the smell of donkey?-
    You wipe your a s s with your bare hand?-
    You cook over burning camel ****?-
    Your wife is picked by someone else?-
    Your wife smells worse than your donkey ??


    Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??

    No **** Sherlock!....

    It's not like it could get much fricken worse!!
     
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    ancient kayaker aka Terry Haines

    - and if someone rapes your sister she gets stoned, but you're not allowed to!
     
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