Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

Fanie: I don't see any pyramids in your pictures Vulkyn ? I thought all you guys live in pyramids

Vulkyn: We had to leave the pyramids, it was getting crowded ...

Fanie: But they have such secure walls...

 

Fanie: I don't see any pyramids in your pictures Vulkyn ? I thought all you guys live in pyramids

Vulkyn: We had to leave the pyramids, it was getting crowded ...

Fanie: But they have such secure walls...

Vulkyn: yes but that doesn't do squat when you need to take a dump

Fanie: You should get to the top in society !

 

In a pyramid there is very little room at the top ...

 

Not much dancing room either....

HAHAHAHA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpSLQZWyQbA

 

Fanie: I don't see any pyramids in your pictures Vulkyn ? I thought all you guys live in pyramids

Vulkyn: We had to leave the pyramids, it was getting crowded ...

Fanie: But they have such secure walls...

Vulkyn: yes but that doesn't do squat when you need to take a dump

Fanie: You should get to the top in society !

Ancient Kayaker: In a pyramid there is very little room at the top ...

Captbill: Not much dancing room either....

Vulkyn: If you rise to high on a pyramid, your only gona get yourself impaled on the top !

 

This guy goes to prison, he is handed a prison joke book with a list of jokes and numbers.

That night after lights out he heard a guy shout a number and then they would all laugh.

He soon worked out that the number correlated with a joke in the book.

After a while he shouted the number to his favourite joke "42" no one laughed.

He thumbed through the pages and found another hilarious joke and shouted "89"
Still no one laughed.

Next day shuffling through the yard with his feet tied together he asked a guy why it did'nt work for him. The guy said He did'nt know maybe its the way you tell em.

 

Maybe they were just envious. All they have to shuffle around in is bath slippers.

 

With dead pharaohs?

 

A modern, Orthodox, Jewish couple, preparing for a religious wedding, meets with their rabbi for counseling.

The rabbi asks if they have any last questions before they leave.

The man asks, "Rabbi, we realize
it's tradition for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women at the reception. But, we'd like your permission to dance together."

"Absolutely not," says the rabbi. "It's immodest.Men and women always dance separately."

''So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"

"No," answered the rabbi. "It's forbidden."

"Well, okay," says the man, "what about sex?

Can we finally have sex?"

"Of course!" replies the rabbi. "Sex is a mitzvah (good thing) within marriage, to have children!"

"What about different positions?" asks the man.

"No problem," says the rabbi. "It's a mitzvah!"

"Woman on top?" the man asks.
"Sure," says the rabbi. "Go for it! It's a mitzvah!"

"Doggy style?"

"Sure! Another mitzvah!"

"On the kitchen table?"

"Yes, yes! A mitzvah!"

"Can we do it on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, a leather harness, a bucket of honey and a porno video?"

"You may indeed. It's all a mitzvah!"

"Can we do it standing up?"

"No." says the rabbi."

"Why not?" asks the man.

"It could lead to dancing!"

 

Ha ha hoyt you made me laugh out loud and the missus looked over her glasses and looked at me,-- then carried on knitting.


Number 36!!!

 

Did she knit her brow?

http://www.notnormalforlondon.dreamhosters.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/knit_blond.jpg

 

Fanie: I don't see any pyramids in your pictures Vulkyn ? I thought all you guys live in pyramids

Vulkyn: We had to leave the pyramids, it was getting crowded ...

Fanie: But they have such secure walls...

Vulkyn: yes but that doesn't do squat when you need to take a dump

Fanie: You should get to the top in society !

Ancient Kayaker: In a pyramid there is very little room at the top ...

Captbill: Not much dancing room either....

Vulkyn: If you rise to high on a pyramid, your only gona get yourself impaled on the top !

Ancient Kayaker: how many presidents can dance on the head of a pin?

 

Fanie: I don't see any pyramids in your pictures Vulkyn ? I thought all you guys live in pyramids

Vulkyn: We had to leave the pyramids, it was getting crowded ...

Fanie: But they have such secure walls...

Vulkyn: yes but that doesn't do squat when you need to take a dump

Fanie: You should get to the top in society !

Ancient Kayaker: In a pyramid there is very little room at the top ...

Captbill: Not much dancing room either....

Vulkyn: If you rise to high on a pyramid, your only gona get yourself impaled on the top !

Ancient Kayaker: how many presidents can dance on the head of a pin?

Vulkyn: Apparently none !

 

Brian,

I am curious. Does the lady golfer drives a car with stick shift?

 

Aha your a septic. Brits call it a gear lever, which is a perfect explanation of what it really is.

Are you a sceptic septic.