Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

Why an infinite number of course!

 

And here I was thinking we had our measuring systems sorted out

 

relax, it's only 6 ...

 

that's only on the outside, and only if it's a cube.

 

Ancient Kayaker is right. I counted it. It is a cube cardboard box. Top, bottom, 4 sides=6. Nothing on the inside though, it is empty.

 

There's x number of x^2 in x^3 so the answer is....... meter. Happy now?

 

LOL

You guys are way too clever for yourselves

 

There is only ONE meter in cubic meter! And only one cubic also........dummies!

 

Sorry, but you're all wrong !

Richard, you're only 30% right.

It all depends on how you look at it. There can be one, two or three !

 

If you already knew, why did you ask?

OK, my turn for a metric question. Why is a starfish like an iambic pentameter?

 

http://www.grahamwalmsley.net/littlegamechef/games/the_starfish_ambassador4.pdf

If it becomes clear to you that Starfish has become
too difficult for any of the players to speak and there is no
real hope of any player winning, you may end the game by
announcing that the factory will be built in Canada after all.

 

Sselfe thinketh am sselfe fyou there for vhile am havinge bute it foute turnse vhate sselfe beli-eveth am Sstarf-isshe factory vasse, actu-ally Honda plante fise fande“Sstarfb” actu-ally Hondro-idsbe fareth , Your Excellency.

 

Quick -- what's the square root of 69?


Answer: 8 something.

 

That must have been worked out in the Pentagon.

 

If the question is in the duodecimal system (base 12) the answer is 9!

Next question: what's the next base it has to be in to be a perfect square?