Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

Yeah I guess you're right. It would be better to be keel-hauled on a boat than on a ship.

 

Yeah, I have noticed that.

But what can I do? When I read them, I find them funny, but when I copy and paste them, the pepper is halfways gone...

 

leave the jokes to the pros

you do something simple like build boats

 

Ok...........

 

I thought his jokes were great! Yours, however...

 

Why does wardd like lightning?




He thinks someone is trying to take his picture.

 

Wardd got an AM radio, but he thinks he can only play it in the morning.

 

If you wanted wardd to laugh at your joke today, you should have told it to him last Saturday.

 

you forgot, add pictures

 

An Irishman enters a pub and sits down to have a beer, the bartender seeing the man is melancholy asks the man "and whats wrong that has ruined this fine day for you lad?".
The Irishman(gesturing towards the window) replies," you see those fences out there? I built those fences with me bare hands, but do they call me Mcready the fencebuilder? No...they dont" The bartender says" Wow, thats really tough, sorry for you laddy".

Gesturing again to the window, Mcready says," And do you see those boats down in the harbor? I built those boats with me bare hands, but do they call me Mcready the boat builder? No...they dont." Again the bartender says," Sorry Mcready, that really sucks"

Cutting the bartender off and gesturing toward the window one last time, Mcready says" and do you see all those houses out there? I built them houses with me bare hands, but do they call me Mcready te house builder? No,they dont.......BUT YOU **** ONE GOAT!....

 

In other words keep going Apex, wardd will stop telling jokes and boat building from now on ....

 

Get an AM/FM radio then.

 

That means he will play it in the morning and get confused in the afternoon

 

If someone could invent an AM/PM radio they could clean up.

 

As long as it isn't an AMS/PMS radio it'll be good.