Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

I was not denying them just stating a fact... Wealthy actors should be willing to share more as they to had to live hard sleeping under bridges and in gutters... Missed again "eed to neat"...

 

well..

Well yes actually mas .....that`s quite true ....!

 

It was blazened across the front page of the BBC website!

 

Ah, the BBC. Formerly the imperial bastion of restaint and good manners, now a reliable source of ****, juicy gossip and general pandering to the lowest denominator. They seem to be able to find lower denominators than most NA stations, they obviously do a lot of research.

 

I´m sure RHP was just searching for that!

Yeah, "rule Britannia......"
and do´nt forget to rule Ulster too......

 

A Bit 80's Gay - But Wtf...

Hello...
See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlAbdpZSna4 ...
See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTQWZfi1_Bw&feature=related ...
Bit of a joke in itself - but there is...
SH.

 

Ahhh Sean, I must be gay, if that means I am happy....that Sailing is a real song eh mate.

 

I like the Rod Stewart version.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reuhRjgB6xg
and also "Orinoco flow" by Anya http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2cszf_enya-orinoco-flow-sail-away_music

 

Posted by mark775 in http://www.boatdesign.net/forums/op...n-liveaboard-cruising-yachties-26558-138.html too good a joke not to share

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Bamby, Good fun and thanks

 

Q: What's the real problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and no-one else thinks they're jokes!

 

hahahahaaha....superb

 

USA, Italy, Greece, an unknown port of convenience....:?::?::?: The accident actually happened a couple of years ago and 'Clarke & Daw' are NZ Political satirists who do quite well in Australia...

Miss Teen USA South Carolina is exquisite DUH:?: but then blonds should not be bright and intelligent....

2007 Miss USA - good style, fit, (got up quick), but not good for here **** did not fall out

Give Bamby some points you lot - I have given and must wait for recharge or something...

 

it is the same format/style used by
Alas Smith and Jones,
in the UK

 

Re: The Front Fell Off.

I laughed so hard my back(side) fell off.