Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

Discussion in 'All Things Boats & Boating' started by brian eiland, Oct 29, 2006.

  1. Manie B
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    Manie B Senior Member

    what a wonderfull world ??? :confused: :confused:

    the past couple of weeks have been "interesting" on the world front to say the least :?: :?: :?:

    BD.net no less

    anyway its friday - things can only get better !!!

    here is some silly stuff to cheer you u :D :D :D

    the last one i think is there at Frosty's pub:cool:

    what happened to that old bugger:?:
     

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  2. masalai
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    masalai masalai

    Thanks Manie, Your usual good splash of humour....
     
  3. lazerus
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    lazerus Junior Member

    Flashlight

    ;A tubular metal object used on boats for storing dead batteries prior to disposal.
     
  4. masalai
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    masalai masalai

    One told by a black SA man

    During the latter stages of aparthied, a black man and his son managed to get a seat on a 7 seat light aircraft to get home to their tribal lands... half way there the pilot was experiencing engine problems and asked if anyone would like to leave the plane as to continue they needed to lighten the load by abour two people - - - No one moved or volunteered...

    The pilot, in desperation added that he would select the volunteer in alphabetical order so - - Any Africans aboard? - - - no response from the passengers
    - - Any Blacks aboard? - - - again no response
    - - Any ..... - - - and a little boy not quite understanding whispered to his fathers ear "what are we dad?" - - "Son, for this flight we are Zulus".....
     
  5. Butch .H
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    Or Zuma .Har Har Har:D
     
  6. masalai
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    masalai masalai

    "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Butch .H again" - - but I am glad if you liked it? :D:D:D
     
  7. Butch .H
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    Oh yes bloody good that one. I wonder if it would be published if I sent it to the newspaper:D
     
  8. masalai
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    masalai masalai

    It came from a black, originally from SA, who survives (very wealthy) in UK as an author - he was in Oz giving a presentation at the Writers Festival recently.... Heard him on our "Radio National" whilst driving.... Bloody good speech and story....
     
  9. RHP
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    RHP Senior Member

    Somethings dont change :D
     

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  10. masalai
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    masalai masalai

    Bugger, "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to RHP again." and that did so deserve points and praise.... :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
     
  11. Fanie
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    Fanie Fanie

    Eh Mas,

    What is a 'bugger' and what is a 'booger' ?

    Could it be the difference between a troglodyte and a troll ?
     
  12. masalai
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    masalai masalai

    Part two, - - - - I understand "trolls" were assigned to live under bridges or swampy areas (fast fading memories of childhood stories re-awakened by successive "second childhoods")... - - a troglodyte is a being who lives in caverns and caves and does not like the surface of this planet - according to stories written for children who do not need picture stories but can read "big books".... - - - - - :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
     
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    Sean Herron Senior Member

    Bad Day At Work

    Hello...

    I just made this one up...

    But sir - you did tell me to stick my finger in the dike...

    SH.
     
  14. RHP
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    RHP Senior Member

    I give up on ever getting more points from you Mas............ :(
     

  15. masalai
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    masalai masalai

    Sean "dike" not Dyke" or should that be the other way around? - - Speaking of which Ellen De <something>, that lady show, - - got "man-handled" in a dance routine by an old fart who thought it funny - next day was doing "defensive moves" to prevent being mauled again.... :D:D:D:D

    Sorry but that was no joke more a vomit?
     
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