Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

you mean the "outside" one? hehe

 

Thanks but no thanks

i just dont have the personality to fix that
rather start from scratch

 

I found this in a ad on GumTree under boats for sale in Cape Town.You need to see the rest of the photos . It is unbelivable what some people do to perfetly good lifeboats. Ill bet the grey paint is that industrial stuff you use on floors. I was wondering if it could be used to smuggle chickens to Lesotho .

 

That looks like a canoe... if it has two hulls one could make something decent of it

 

Ok stand-by! Look how well this chap is applying that paint brush.He does look happy shame .The call of the sea and all that crap. Bet he didnt think we would end up criting this dream boat His add said things have changed and he needs to lot go of this project. KAK! the munisipality gave him 24 hrs to remove that eye sore I have a feeling the airforce keep trying to rescue him when he hauls out that day glo orange paint .Sleeps 10 hens and one cock I deal hen house for Huricane prone places

 

There is this believe you should paint the inside orange so the rescue can find you. In most cases it's the underside that should be painted

Q - If google earth can spot cars etc, why can't they use the technology to determine where boats etc is at sea. All searches can be done automatic since the computer can show an image when it detects any colour other than the normal sea surface colours.

 

Yellow is the colour in my experience --- so much more visible than orange it ain't funny. Gawd knows why orange is used so much.

 

The high res google earth stuff is aerial photography not satellite, they start with satellite and then zoom into aerial.... or so I am told by peeps who should know.

 

yes google does the aircraft pics,, their satellite that they use cant even pick out a house. the "close up" pics are from a plane.
Yellow and Red are the highest viability colors,,,,,, ask the "advertisers" they've known this for years.

 

Fanie you want him to put that in the water?It should stay on the sand bud

 

dont you mean UNDER the sand? hehe

 

Thanks much! better still Fanie under the sand

 

Coming from you scrubby adolescents I will take no heed.

Damn I'm irritated My boating stuff is draging... too slow.

 

we "adolescents" call that "old foggie building",,, you can call it "draggin" if it makes ya feel better,,,hehe

 

hehehe, some funnies here.