Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

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  1. safewalrus
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    safewalrus Ancient Marriner

    Nope still can't post repitation points to you Jim -pity the last couple is deserv-ed of them! So have 'ee a few verckual ones ///////////////////////
     
    safewalrus, Aug 28, 2008
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  2. masalai
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    masalai masalai

    Wrong key Safie?, try this one (c&p if you must) :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
     
    masalai, Aug 28, 2008
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  3. the1much
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    the1much hippie dreams

    hehe,,, well my rep points getting to damned high anywayz,,,christ, people will think i know something,,,,, and we DONT need that,,hehe ;)
    Thanky Saferz
     
    the1much, Aug 28, 2008
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  4. masalai
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    masalai masalai

    Hi Jim, - - I can't give you points either - just bloody numbers to say "someone" appreciates what one has posted more than someone that didn't....
     
    masalai, Aug 28, 2008
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  5. the1much
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    the1much hippie dreams

    well i know you all just appreciate me just being here :D ,,,,, wait,,,, this aint the "superiority" thread is it,,,,hehe :p
     
    the1much, Aug 29, 2008
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  6. Meanz Beanz
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    Meanz Beanz Boom Doom Gloom Boom

    I can piss straight up 20tf.... am I in the right place?
     
    Meanz Beanz, Aug 29, 2008
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  7. the1much
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    the1much hippie dreams

    i can piss 20' straight down :p
     
    the1much, Aug 29, 2008
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  8. Fanie
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    Fanie Fanie

    Africa :D
     

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  9. Fanie
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    Fanie Fanie

    You guys just talk and talk...
     

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  10. Fanie
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    Fanie Fanie

    You guys just talk and talk...
     

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  11. Fanie
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    Fanie Fanie

    You guys just talk and talk...
     

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  12. Fanie
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    Fanie Fanie

    You guys just talk and talk...


    Pic 3 = RGB display calibration utilities
     

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  13. the1much
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    the1much hippie dreams

    weedeater conversion :)
     
    the1much, Aug 29, 2008
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  14. Meanz Beanz
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    Meanz Beanz Boom Doom Gloom Boom

    Crew to Cap't while engaged in peeing off the back of the boat.

    Water warm Cap't?

    Yeah.... and bloody deep too! :rolleyes:
     
    Meanz Beanz, Aug 29, 2008
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  16. the1much
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    the1much hippie dreams

    As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

    Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she

    reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this

    would give her enough slack to raise her leg She tried to take the

    step, only to discover that she couldn't.

    So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.

    Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a

    little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

    About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

    She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan

    and yelled, 'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'

    The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.'
     
    the1much, Aug 31, 2008
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