Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

Aussies and The Bok's tomorrow Mas you want to put money on it Oh good morning to you

 

I only bet on sure things, and I WOULD HATE TO SEE YOU LOOSE

Good Morning World we are still here cause NZ doesn't really count and Aus is the most "Easterly", currently logged in.....?

 

I must say since the rugby got 'apartheid' (whatever that is), politics and became paid players they play up to ****. What happened to the guys that WANTED to play ?

I don't watch rugby any more, I get P O in two minutes as every ******** on the field wants to become an instant hero. Just check the amount of medals they are getting at the olympics. If you can put 2 and 2 together you have the answer.

The reason for their poor olympic performance was 'political interference'. I wonder which philamon thought that excuse up...

So Mas, if Butch wants to be dumb enough to bet on the boks, do take his money Share it with you... I have a boat to build and I need lots of smackeroo's

 

Fanie the only smackeroo's you gonna get are Golden smackeroos . Can you belive I have season tickets for the rugbish.I havent gone once

 

What a joke, note - - I am not really laughing.....

 

I told you... I want half the bet money ok !

 

What was the score ??

 

Dunno... but because they lost their poor play was mentioned on tv. Had they won by some fluke they would have been heroes.

 

Here are a couple of funnies for the Saffas that think of the " good old souf efriku"

 

He he... the one with zooooma and his showers is brilliant Great pictures Manie. There's even one with a boat in it too

 

Texas Deputy vs New York Lawyer


Only in Texas my friends....

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a
sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy
because
he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better
education then any cop from Houston , Texas . He decides to prove
this to
himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense.

The deputy says," License and registration, please."

"What for?" says the lawyer.

The deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at
the stop sign."
Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming.

"You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the
deputy. License and registration, please."

The lawyer says, "What's the difference?"


"The difference is you have to come to complete stop,
that's the law. License and registration, please!" the Deputy says.

Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference
between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and
registration;
and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me

the
ticket."



"That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir," the
deputy says.

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and
starts beating the ever-loving sh -- out of the lawyer and says,
"Do
you want me to stop, or just slow down?"

 

I feel that lawyer finally met "justice"?

 

since im on the cowboy kick,,heres notha,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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A cowboy and his wife had just been married and went to a hotel for their honeymoon.

The man went to the front desk and asked for a room.
He said, "This here is a very special 'casion...our wedding night, and we need a good room with a strong bed."

The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the Bridal?"

The Cowboy thought about it a while and then replied, "No, I guess not. I'll just hold on to her ears until she gets used to it."

 

I think the "points system" is turned off - thank Goodness - at last Appreciation for your post Jim....

 

hahaha,,,,TY Mas.