Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

Discussion in 'All Things Boats & Boating' started by brian eiland, Oct 29, 2006.

  1. safewalrus
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    safewalrus Ancient Marriner

    Careful Frosty people will be starting to like you soon - or is that the idea? then theres only me left to hate! But seriously mate that was again fantastic, and hilarious!! got me laughing anyway!!;)
     
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    safewalrus Ancient Marriner

    hey Frosty if i could figure out how to give 'repertation' points I'd maybe give you a couple for the last two points! Luckily it's a black art to me so my 'repertation' is saved:)
     
  3. charmc
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    Thanks, Frosty, that was stunning. A wonderful experience.
     
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  5. Frosty

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    You know I dont know what is happening here in Thailand. I returned home to Thailand yesterday and I find Youtube is banned.

    When you try to click on to it theres a police page comes up.

    Amazing Thialand? you said it. Its getting like China Think ile go back to the boat!!

    Not with out a few nights down town though- Yahooooo---

    Ahem-- Sorry Charmc --cant see it till I get to a civilised country.
     
  6. safewalrus
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    safewalrus Ancient Marriner

    Hell Frosty somebody on youtube must have really upset the Thai, not like them to get nasty! OK they have their rules same as everybody else, fair enough but they don't normally go off at an angle, unless.........Still you never know!
     
  7. brian eiland
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    Hi-Jacking subject threads

    I would like to make a suggestion that a few of you fellows who continously hi-jack subject threads for your own private tete-a-tete, get a real life, and go off and start a few of your own subject threads where you can carry on with your often non-boat related drivel
     
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  8. Poida
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    Gee that's funny Brian since you titled this thread 'Boat Jokes, we need a few laughs"

    Then you get serious.

    Poida
     
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  9. Bergalia
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    Boat jokes


    I think the word you were groping for Brian, was 'drivel'.....:)
     
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    I thought that was the purpose of this section of the foum. :p
     
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  11. VKRUE
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    VKRUE Just another boat lover

    What's your problem Brian ???

    I (for one) don't here anyone complaining... and I (for another one) am thoroughly entertained... So, Sir Eiland... again, I ask....................

    What's your problem ???????

    The last video of the mummy / statue was excelent... absolutely excelent !

    Thanks Charlie................... for the rep's too !
     
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  12. Poida
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    I was the first to have a poke at Brian with his comment just because of the irony of the thread, joke & laugh title.

    But, he does have a point that long conversations do occur unrelated to the thread.

    Lazeyjack's thread "Where are you" was a good thread where people can put their location on the thread but on opening it I found that there was too much chit chat about bugger all and it spoilt it.

    It doesn't bother me, but I should try and restrain myself from doing it again.

    I am also going to start the "drivel thread" and please stick to the subject and don't say anything sensible.

    Poida
     
  13. brian eiland
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    Thanks, you've help make my point. I might reference the theme of this subject thread that I opened the thread up with, "just noticed there did not appear to be collection point for boat related jokes on this forum. So here goes..."



    I was going to suggest something like this.
     
  14. VKRUE
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    VKRUE Just another boat lover

    Yes, there is a bit of conversation but, that happens in all of the threads... doesn't it ? I see it as a form of continueing communication although, maybe there should be a bit less of it at times.

    Still, this is a joke thread... what's the harm in a few funnies that don't neccessarily contain boats...

    For that matter, how many "BOAT" jokes are there... ?
    And, should the thread end when the "last" joke is told... ?

    IMHO
     

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    Let me give you another example. Take a look at this subject thread,
    "Dealing with Pirates"
    There was the possibility that a lot of good info could come from this...and in fact there was. But look futher along and find it turned into a lot of drivel
     
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