Best rum?

Discussion in 'All Things Boats & Boating' started by bntii, Mar 4, 2011.

  1. TeddyDiver
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    TeddyDiver Gollywobbler

    Thanks Hoyt of the link. Shame places like that are closed:(
    Never been in a cigar factory but ones a pro looked at some of my puros and after judging opened one and rerolled it, and it was a perfect to smoke. With some ron and friends around :D
     
  2. Poida
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    When you say leather pouch, is that the one made out of the bulls testicles? Maybe the rum tastes so good is because some of the original liquid is still inside.
     
  3. Frosty

    Frosty Previous Member

    A good cigar is rolled on a virgins thigh but it will still have the potential to give you lung cancer and the probability of dying a horrible death clutching your cigar case and testicles as you cough your self to death whilst poisoning you family that will join you in the afterlife,-- shortly.

    Like my friend Ian who loved to smoke cheap Burmese cigars.

    Cheaper leather pouches are made from a pigs anus cavity. These are a better shape from the go. Putting your lips to it is the hard part.
     
  4. Fanie
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    Fanie Fanie

    Red Heart Rum.

    Hey Boston, it's a good thing you had the celphone in your pants pocket there (as well). I can see why them chicks were 'hangin' with you, they work best in pairs ;)
     
  5. Fanie
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    Fanie Fanie

    As for smoking. Of course if you smoke like a steam train you look for ****. Fact is exhaust fumes from cars are a lot more poisenous and dangerous, the sigarette smoke is like nothing if compared. I haven't seen any one yet willing to walk yet, so screw that, I smoke.

    It takes people 50 60 70 YEARS to gass themself by chainsmoking before they die where a guy gassing himself in the car takes a few minutes. So when the nut cases complaining about smoking start walking instead of driving I'll give up smoking.



    It's just easy to pick on the smokers, blame them for the cancers and other illnesses. It's the same BS as anything else when there's money or discomfort involved.
     
  6. Boston

    Boston Previous Member

    what cell phone ?
     
  7. Fanie
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    Fanie Fanie

    They say every thing a man have has to be the biggest - except his cell phone. The problem is since they brought these vibra functions out on the bloody things, nobody answer their phones any more, they just ring and ring and ring ;)


    Oh, btw, the Readers Digest says it pays to advertise !
     
  8. Tiny Turnip
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    There is an Austrian 'spiced' rum, Stroh, that is bright orange, and is 80% by volume, 160% proof.

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    I think it tastes vile, personally, but hey. They've got a promotional video with three young ladies in it. In lederhosen. I don't suppose you guys would want to see it really, being interested in boats n all. They could do with putting a few more clothes on, really, in that weather....

    ...'When we go in the snow we say "Ho! ho! ho!"

    One, Two, Three, Lets put on our skis.

    Four, Five, Six, in the snow we get our kicks...'

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmxGMuqAV8k&feature=player_embedded

    That's marketing.
     
  9. SheetWise
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    SheetWise All Beach -- No Water.

    The word I look for on the label is "overproof" ...
     
  10. TeddyDiver
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    TeddyDiver Gollywobbler

    80% of industrial spirits, some tapwater and molassis. Thats how they do that solvent of the braincels..
     
  11. Frosty

    Frosty Previous Member

    Did'nt know you could make rum from tiny turnips?
     
  12. CDK
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    CDK retired engineer

    When the company still paid my cigar bills I smoked Brazilians that were rolled that way. In at least one out of 50 cigars from a box there were pubic hairs providing an unwelcome flavor!

    Now in retirement my cigars are rolled by big hairless machines, a definite improvement.
     
  13. Fanie
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    Fanie Fanie

    When I still worked for a boss I smoked the same cigars he did.
    He only smoked the first halve ;)
     
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  15. Ike
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    Ike Senior Member

    Personally, I like Cock Spur but for some crazy reason no one seems to stock it in the Pacific Northwest. It was here untill about six months ago and I haven't seen any since. So I have been making do with Appleton's. I have tried many other brands but none seem quite as good. Although I do like Whalers Original. Flavored and spiced rums just don't interest me.
     
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