Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

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Nah, he moved both wings and didn't make the right wing nor the left wing sign, so it must have been a strict neutral bird.

I've just looked it up in the Eagle book:​

Right upper corner = Right Wing Eagle - - Bottom center = Left Wing Eagle​

As you can see the others are all neutral birds like the one pictured in my previous post.​

 

Very funny but the bird in the video seems to miss the distal portion of the left wing. It may have survived a windmill or some other evil contraption.

 

It's had its wing clipped to prevent it from flying.

Like a man when he gets married.

Poida

 

It's likely a Republican Eagle: Right Wings Rule!
To be expected... nothing to get into a flap about.

 

- a man is not complete till he's married - then he's finished -

But don't marry a housekeeper :idea: ^{click bulb to see the light}​

 

Here's my 2016 Investigation Report about The Eagle vs. The Donald incident in 2015 . . ​

The Eagle’s name turned out to be Uncle Sam and he was 27 years old at the time, and for sure he's is a Republican as The Donald wouldn't have a Democrat sitting on his desk.

So, to determine if the bird is a Right or Left Winger I've digged into the footage and found that throughout his whole appearance on the scene the bird didn't make single Left Wing Sign.

However in the next picture the bird clearly gives a Right Wing Sign, and thus making it clear he's a diehard Right Wing Republican, and so Hoyt, being a nature lover, was right at first sight of the bird, so congrats to Hoyt

December 10, 2015: - Hilarious moment Donald Trump gets spooked by bald eagle named Uncle Sam during photo shoot at his desk - The Daily Mail​

December 9, 2015: - Watch Donald Trump Dodge a Bald Eagle - Time Magazine​

 

The bird must have thought that was an edible critter on the Grabbenfuhrer's head.

 

He is less populair in Europe.
Wait untill he makes his first big mistakes like blocking the Paris Climate treaty or start a war with Russia, China and Japan.
Oooo, I forgot war with Europe off course.

What do think of the chances we get war with this man.
Yep, let's make him person of the year. sarcasm...

 

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Many USAnians* thought the same way for the US by polling only in their own inner circle, but it turned out otherwise.

I've accepted the outcome of the US elections as a fact, so I'll deal with it for max 8 years... - :idea:

...some advice from the "The Dude" Jeffrey Lebowski... - ​

* "USAnian" is a term, used mostly by expats, to denote North Americans who are inhabitants or citizens of the USA. North Americans who are Canadian are denoted by the term "Canuck" which use as a denotation for Canadians was mostly established by the WW II comic books about the Canadian soldier ‘‘Johnny Canuck’’.

 

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Since this is not a forum about politics I'll refrain from further comments on your above ballyhoo ^{link - link}

 

A Polish-American was training for his private pilot's license and, in the course, he was called to the flight surgeon's office for a 3rd class exam. At one point in the exam the doctor had him stand on a mark on the floor and he pulled down an eye chart with the letters CVOKPTNXZYKV and asked him if he could read it.

"Read it?" The man asked, "I've know him since we were young boys in Lodz!"

 

Back at the Ranch...

An Idaho farmer got in his pickup, drove to a neighboring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy about 12 opened the door.

"Is your dad home?" the farmer asked.

"No sir, he ain't," the boy replied. "He went into town."

"Well," said the farmer, "is your mom here?"

"No sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Dad."

"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"

"He went with mom and dad."

The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other mumbling to himself.

"Is there anything I can do fer ya?" the boy asked politely. "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borry one. Or maybe I could take a message fer dad."

"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to yer dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Pearly Mae pregnant."

The boy considered for a moment.

"You would have to talk to Pa about that," he finally conceded, "If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $50 for the bull and $25 for the hog, but I really don't know how much he gets fer Howard."

 

One fine day after morning services John Phelps — a local independent contractor and all around handyman — was cornered by Thelma Mae Whitticker — the church busybody.

"John!" she said all smiles, "John, I am so very glad I caught up with you!"

"Thelma." John nodded politely.

"Oh John, I've been worried about you ever since last Friday when I saw your '69 Jimmy parked out front of Lou's Tavern. Don't you know that people will just know what you are doing if you park there?"

"But ... Thelma—"

"No 'Buts' John! You're a well known member of this congregation and if people see your truck parked in front of a bar they will know, everyone will know, that you're backslidden. John, can't you see how this could cause trouble for our church?"

Rather than defend the unreasonable accusation, John sighed and promised he'd be more careful about where he parked; however, it just didn't sit well with him.

So that night before dinnertime he parked his old truck in front of Thelma Mae's house and walked home....

 

We met on a beach,
For the young and the beautiful.
I thought you were the prettiest by far!
A whirlwind romance,
And a wedding that was magical,
But I found you and my Dad making out behind the bar!

(singer's mom turns around and joins in with him)

Where, oh where, are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over and thought I found true love,
But you met another and,"Pffffft!", you were gone!