Fat Sister??

Discussion in 'Services & Employment' started by bigbri272, Aug 4, 2005.

  1. bigbri272
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    bigbri272 Junior Member

    How do I get a job in the US when I graduate if I m not a US citizen? When I leave Uni I would like to work as a Naval Architect in the US but for most of the jobs you have to be a US National. Does anyone have a fat (but cute) sister I could marry?? :)

    Sorry, if any fat chicks find this offensive!
     
  2. Izak
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    Izak Project Manager/Painter

    No fatties needed

    Forget the fat sister mate,all you need to do is to get a visitors visa ,go to US and then disappear for some time but remember to renew your I-94 every 6 months.After some time,say 2-3 years,go to an Immigration lawyer and apply for a greencard and whalla,no fat wife.Good luck and fill me in. :D
     
  3. dcratch
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    dcratch New Member

    I can not make up my mind on whether to explain to you that I know plenty of folks from other nations working in the marine field here in the US and if you are good...you will find a job, or to lety you know that was pretty funny.
    Probably not what you want to put on your cover letter with your resume, but darn funny.
    good luck!
     

  4. bigbri272
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    bigbri272 Junior Member

    Funny was the main objective, but i do like fat chicks American fat chicks are the hottest!!!! OHHH yes, and i would like a job when i finish Uni too!!!!
     
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