Our Favorite Quotes

The ninth step:
Make amend to the boats you offended

 

I don't have enough stamps.

 

Made my day with that one Daniel . . .

How about one of mine from a few years ago to a poster here:
"everything becomes more difficult with increasing wind strengths, especially hearing the screams from the crew"

 

Are you really going to infect every thread with our particular version of dementia. Maybe you just dont get it/are to far gone but those pesky little tittles of these threads give a bit of a hint as to what the subject is about. In this case its "quotes".

For instance

Rogues are preferable to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
- Alexandre Dumas

or

We have no desire to make anybody look like a blithering idiot, but we do love it when they do.
- Stephen Colbert

so I think we would all appreciate it if you might at least attempt to stick to the subject

love
B

 

“Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.”

David Lee Roth

 

Some W.C. Fields quotes:

"Whilst traveling through the Andes Mountains, we lost our corkscrew. Had to live on food and water for several days."

"I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm so indebted to her for."

"I'd rather have two girls at twenty-one each, than one girl at forty-two."

"Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch..."

And finally, his suggestion for his headstone:

"All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia."

EDIT:

"No one ever went broke underestimating the American public"

P. T. Barnum

 

Do not wait the perfect time take the moment and make it perfect.

 

No one ever went broke underestimating the American public.
Actually it was said by H.L. Mencken

 

Quote worth repeating:
The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money [to spend].
Margaret Thatcher

 

Hey as Don Rickles told Letterman; Do yourself a favor, -- make an appointment with a brain surgeon .

 

"Do no be afraid"

Charles the XII, King of Sweden, Shortly before being hit in the head at the siege of Fort Fredriksten.

 

football is like life and i know life.

rush limbaugh

and he was fired as a football commentator for racism comment.

 

Hey guys, let's sail West until we get to India. It will be a breeze.
Columbus.

 

No shrink is coming anywhere near my brain.
Hoyt

 

of which he was not guilty.