The FUGAWE thread for people who are lost

Discussion in 'All Things Boats & Boating' started by masalai, Dec 14, 2008.

  1. masalai
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    masalai masalai

    Well my navigation systems check out, but the time-space continuum seems to have screwed my GPS - - - "Where the fugawe?"
     

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  2. Roly
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    Roly Senior Member

    Mas the test pilot? Scary job!

    You been stealing Migs again?
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    Or, your GPS has a virus.

    Maybe our seppo mates have run out of batteries for their sat's?

    Where the fugawee.............wykikamoocow of course
     
  3. masalai
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    masalai masalai

    As at 10:15 on Monday 15 Dec 2008 25 lost souls have looked in on this thread - - so post fool,!! - - and maybe someone who cares will assist you to find yourself or give you directions?

    Out to sea there are 2 sailing yachts heading North - They seem to know where they are going Gladstone thence the Whitsundays then who knows?
     
  4. Frosty

    Frosty Previous Member

    The problem is that Australia is too far to the east. Infact its nearly in the west and the little sun beams come though Masses window far too early.

    After making his bed and tucking in teddy he then goes down the wooden hill for his cornflakes with fresh milk from his goat, and turns on the computer only to be angered that he is the only one awake. Have you got some friends in Kiwi, you could talk to for a hour or two.

    Im just having my coffee and a blood pressure pill as the sun beams come over the hill and through the window reading a message from safey boy.

    Good morning ------ Farque
     
  5. masalai
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    masalai masalai

    How is Safie, - - - It would be nice if he posted a bit more regularly...

    Can you think of any other good boat names?

    Roly, How about those thermal spring resorts of Wakitinya, and Whopitupya - - do you know where they are? I would like to visit North Island some Summer (I hate the cold)....
     
  6. Frosty

    Frosty Previous Member

    A good boat name is "KINEL"

    Safie? Hes just putting his coat on.
     
  7. masalai
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    masalai masalai

    Is That one of the unseemly Asian language words? - - what is the meaning and origin of Kinel?? or just a derivative of Far-Kinel - somewhere near where Bergs comes from...?
     
  8. Roly
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    Roly Senior Member

    Can't say I frequent thermal pouls.
    something amoebic about them.

    As for wakinitinme, I have a one way valve.

    Although I have been known to wakotherthingsinme, like hullolucynagins.
    Used tobe alot of fun. i serious doubt my space/time continuum is flexible
    enough any more.
     
  9. Chris Bretter
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    Chris Bretter Zaphod

    People who are lost? Confused,crazy or just lost.
     
  10. Roly
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    Roly Senior Member

    How about, "Confession" or, "Penance".
    " Movin Reality"? heres a 6o's one "Multiple Frames":p :D

    Hey you,ships registerer. I herby register "Multiple frames" for my next vessel. So everybody far-koff.


    Lost, mad,..as long the spring in your step remains and you have concern for others, who gives a far-kinel.

    Roll on 2008.


    So when you 're getting the **** kicked out of you....just change your reference.
     
  11. safewalrus
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    safewalrus Ancient Marriner

    Confused.......you will be.............yeah the awld bulger is bac, more or less! Ya know when you gets set down by a squal and gets into a lee shore that you kinda haul off with difficulty you heaves a sigh (makes a change fra the usueal heaving I guess) and heads into another port where the maidens are sweeter, tis hard to beat back to yer awld course then, friends or no......After the last squall methought enuff was enuff....still I missed some o'ye enough to come wandering back (aya and a couple o' daft buggers askt were I were - oh how I wished I knew!!) Glad to you most o' ye are still doing alright - Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you if that's your thing, if not to hell wie it come and enjoy the party! You can always pretend............we will when we come to yours! and if ye dinna come well good luck to ye anyway

    'rus
     
  12. masalai
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    masalai masalai

    Hi Safie, I am pleased, It took quite a bit of effort to inspire you to post he :D:D:D:D ?
     
  13. Chris Bretter
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    Chris Bretter Zaphod

    Go through life fast and furious when u reach the end be moving so fast u dont realise it happened.And please dont leave a mess behind u including elcashola.(am i supposed to be on the drivel thread)Im lost,Dazed and Confused.
     
  14. masalai
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    masalai masalai


  15. nordvindcrew
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    lost

    Once, I thought I knew exactly where I was and what I was doing. Unfortunately, I was wrong. WHERETHEFUGAMI !! It's wet here and everything is bobbing up and down and smells of salt.
     
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