Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

RHP Your average per post is very high so by the time you are my age you will be a millionaire....

 

Taxes And Spiders...

Hello...

See http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=665847 ...

Also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXAxvnm_IuQ ...

SH.

 

and the sequel : http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=665808 ....

 

brain

> Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works? Well....it's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration and explanation:



















Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved.

Luckily a man has only 2 balls and they take up all his thoughts.

 

Hey! Much long time how’s the neck

 

its still attached to my shoulders,,,,,barely hehe .. thankies fer askin,,, hows your projects commin along?

 

I think it would be easier to pull my eyes out than rebuild this boat but fun any way,Going good

 

So I guess one could say Jim is ok from the shoulders on downwards

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?..............................

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a
change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends that chicken crossed the road because he recognized
the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the
other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: You betcha he crossed the road, but let's not talk about that,
let's talk about energy policy, and how gosh darn hard it is for a
middle-class hockey mom to manage the budget of the only state in America with a
massive surplus, especially while surrounded by countless Russian and Canadian
chickens we have to keep an eye on.

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little
chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure
- right from Day One! - that every chicken in this country gets the chance
it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We
just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The
chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken...What is your
definition of crossing?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now
against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the
chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why
he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn
from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give
this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his
life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we
have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see
it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes,
the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain... alone.

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain
truth? That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that
chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we
boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media
whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side.' That
chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.

GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody
told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together,
in peace.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road
move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

 

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one? - - - a couple, but I guess other posters will add them in due course...

 

Need I say more???

 

This is my daughters rendition of the male brain...drawn at age seven. I don't have to tell you that she is a handful at age 20. I do not greet her boyfriends with a shotgun...I greet the poor ******** with respect and pity.

 

DGreenwood, I like that analogy - - more things to play with hehehe

 

Yup---no doubt they come equipped with much cooler toys than us...at least I think they're pretty cool?...but tuning them just right is still an art form and not to be underestimated.

 

I was at a friends when their three year old girl ran up to him. He swooped her up and said aren't they little angels ?

I said yes, but at a certain age they change into dragons. He thought for a while, then agreed