Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

But sadly for the South African, the Saffa was tooo slow in thinking about his wish and the Aussy was long gone, on his way home, so finding a skeleton of an Aussy from the great war that was used instead... (No embarrassment for the Saudi's as a gorilla skeleton from their museum was used - similar size...)

 

Gynea-chanic!

A gynaecologist decides to change careers and did a course in marine diesel engines. After completing the final practicum, the principle of the institution furiously confronted the gynaecologist’s tutor:

Principle to tutor:” How could you let a student pass his finals, who took a week to rebuild a marine engine and the allowed time was only 8 hours!?!”

Tutor to principle: “Well….he did manage to re-build an entire engine through a flexible exhaust pipe!”

 

Good 'un Jim he he

 

THE SENILITY PRAYER:
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked
anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight
to tell the difference.

Now that I'm 'older (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've
discovered:
ONE- I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

TWO- My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.

THREE- I finally got my head together; now my body is falling
apart.

FOUR- Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

FIVE- All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.

SIX- If all is not lost, where is it?
SEVEN- It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

EIGHT- Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

NINE- I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...

TEN- Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

ELEVEN- Accidents in the back seat cause...kids.

TWELVE- It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been
anywhere.

THIRTEEN- Only time the world beats a path to your door is when
you're
in the bathroom.

FOURTEEN- If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them
on my knees.

FIFTEEN- When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone
decide to play chess?

SIXTEEN- It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere.

SEVENTEEN- The only difference between a rut and a grave is the
depth.

EIGHTEEN- These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the
hereafter...I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what
I'm here after.

 

Love it the1, Consider the buck is in the mail - somewhere - - but token points anyway ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ;;; several winks - as good as a nod.

 

Are one allowed to leave the scene of an accident on water ?

How about when you're in a hurry ?

I thought you guys said cat hulls are safe

 

Fanie, http://foolstown.com/sm/gey.gif
Of course they are safe - - always - - for those who can walk on water
http://foolstown.com/sm/adr.gif

 

From an email I just recivied...

'We, in Ireland, can't figure out why people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States .

On one side, you have a ***** who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, running against a lawyer who is married to a ***** who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a war hero married to a good looking woman who owns a beer distributorship.

What are you lads thinking over there?'

 

haha,,,,,tell em we're thinking we could fool them as bad as we fool ourselves,,,plus the beer taste like horse sweat,,hehe

 

Proof that Men Have Better Friends... than Women

Friendship among Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning
she told her husband that she had slept over at a
friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best
friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he
told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's
house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.

 

hahahahaaaa,,,,,that deserves more then tokens,,,but ya know how it is hehe

 

i just got notified of my last post,,hehe,,,beanzy's "bugs" are hittin me tonight,,ummmmm,,,,hmmmmm,,,that didnt type right did it

 

here here

never had it put like that before. seems like no-brainer to me

 

ya,,,,,nun of em,,,,,let the hippies rule
peace

 

Jaysus three' is that the truth! Why are they wasting time? wierd these *******