Dealing with pirates

And for the Irish out there. An oldie but a goody.
Q/ Why did the Irishman drive his semi-trailor over the cliff.
A/ He wanted to test his airbrakes.

Mychael

 

Cornish are a nation! they are Celtic not these bloody English that keep blocking up the world (especially England surprisingly enough, but how there's room left for them with all these illegal immigrants confuses me, best head for the colonies!)

going back to the Geko, yes mate bloody good idea, make the boat look like it's not worth much, hardly worth going for a cheapo is it! If you look at one of my earlier posts (that may take a bit of time finding it!) I stated that to go 'pirate hunting' this tactic would be ideal - look like a local is is also poor! Actually in the old days (before even Jack was born!) the old sailing merchant ships used to paint each side of the ship in different colour schemes to confuse the Pirates, don't know if it worked but it was pretty widespread so there must have been something in it!

And as Jack said the French don't often get pirated, look like sh** so there can't be much worth having lets go after that posh looking one over there, the one with the new antifoul job - hell it's Jack, forget it he'll bore the *** off you!

 

Good evening Michael me ole mate, how are you? I do so hope you are well.

That was a very funny joke about the airbrakes Ohh I did laugh, oohh jeees I wish you wouldnt, oh dear Ille not stop-----oh- not stop- ha ha ha--air brakes get it --not stop, Oh you are so funny.

Have you been to the post office?



PS.-- Michael-- Ille knock you up a few more points as soon as the computer will allow. Looks like Ille have to burn some up on some ole twit so as to get some more to you. Talking of ole twits that walrus is getting up my ****. Dont you find him irritating Michael? You probably dont,-- your such a nice person. Bye Michael.

 

A jab at the muslims?? when was that then? where? Who?

Racism is the scurge of the earth.
Theres two things I cant stand on this planet,-- and thats People who are intolerant of other peoples cultures,--- and the Dutch.

What do the Dutch do? make clogs, grow flowers and stick there fingers in Dykes. I aint going further on that one.

Make little silly bridges over canals, (good canals mind you).

Then they have that anoying habit of dancing when they get drunk of Orangyboom. I wouldnt mind so much but its that silly dancing, you know with clogs on and hankerchiefs sticking out of ther cuffs.

Its very difficult to have a converstation when they start.

 

Today mate,Yesterday needed a bit of a lie down after being "boomed" by my boat. Boy do I have a shinner.

Mychael

 

Mychael, maybe up close the space station isn't all that sweet either.
Jack and Mr Gecko, here we go, cheap explosives mixed with fiberglass dust ought to have those Pirates crying in no time! All that remains is to work on the name. Pirate Poof? Pirate Be Gone? Itchy, Bitchy, Buccaneer? Sam

 

russian jokes

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# The KGB, the GIGN and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary General of the UN decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The GIGN goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"


# An international team of scientists is excavating an Egyptian pyramid. They find an unmarked mummy. The German scientists get it first, study it for a month, finally release a study proving it's from the Middle Kingdom. The US team goes in, does their thing for a week, then announce the mummy is from the 19th dynasty. Then the Russian scientists go in, come out a day later, and announce it's Amenhotep the III, 19th Dynasty, 53 years of age, ruler of Egypt for 37 years. Everyone is stunned: "How did you figure that?" The Russians smile: "Oh, he confessed."

 

Ha..... Hmmm... He... There is a thread for joke you know?... well Thanks I needed that. You got yur point.

 

He gets a point for that???


I might --just might tell you about the poodle in the jungle one day.

 

Jack so where's me points then? my name is Michael with 'I', the 'os' character is Mychael with a 'Y' ! Really pal if your going to slag somebody try to get their name right! Typical of you tho' can't get much right can 'ee

Not a pirate in disguise by any chance, that would explain a lot! Probably not a very good one tho' Now get your bum back on track yer numpty!

 

What the f- you on about. Any way my friend Mychael knows what he is doing.
He has a job and is very intelligent even though he has 3 big dogs with sharp teeth.

No ones perfect,-- you should know that. Oh **** ive burnt me bloody dinner now talking to you.

I give you some point yer numpty but you dont even look. Gime em back.--I wish Ide never have given them to you now.

 

point on jokes

actually, I gave him 3 point for PHAT!... because of the russian bear confession.


Dont worry Jack, I did gave you point when you initially join the forum and got bitten by other member before so why worry?

 

This forum has made me think about ways to build my catamaran, to make it more defensible Kevlar fiber and ferrocement anyone (of course that would be overkill and probally to damn heavy for a cat).
Mychael are those dogs man killers by any chance, norm guard dogs or gentle giants.

 

They are big sooks. Each has their own bed in the house for nightime. Before I had 3 I used to let one sleep in my bedroom. Hmm, maybe why I could never get any women to stay over.

Mychael

 

there house dogs then.
I was hoping that they were ship dogs since i need some advice on which dog to get