Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

and some more...

 

Too funny, Fanie!

 

Hello Hoyte !

When did you become the Bood Wutcher

 

Quick question... How do you give someone a rep point ?
Can't seem to find it

 

When I built our kitchen I adopted the Wood Butcher title.

 

Sometimes you can thank a post but not on all threads. I don't know why. Moderator?

 

Texans never ever overcompensate. Honest injun.

 

Looks pretty good to me... I was actually looking at how those tops are done a few nights ago, although if you do the hull that way it might be a tad too much

 

We do the same. Why use a 3mm screw if a 12mm bolt will fit ?
Besides, it will take longer to rust off...

 

Never argue with a fashionista: they're clothes minded.

 

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I just thought that was an Oz horse which didn't know it was traveling in Russia . .

 

The old ‘‘Rep’’ system is replaced by a new ‘‘Likes & Points’’ system, but forums like the below mentioned* don't have a ‘‘Like’’ button below the posts, also there's no post number count to the poster's account on these forums. Maybe this is because they are regarded as to be for just chatting along and a free service for ads, but since I'm not yet on the board here I just have to guess about these matters, just like all other ordinary mortals who hang around here.

* All Things Boats & Boating
Enjoy friendly conversation with other forum members and boaters on marine-related topics, boats, and boating in general.

* Marketplace
Boatbuilding materials, tools, equipment, molds, tooling and custom projects for sale or trade.

 

Yes, that is correct. The like button appears on the bottom right of posts in the main forums as a way to say thanks and indicate support for great helpful replies. It doesn't appear in the All Things Boats or Boating or the Marketplace forums; the All Things Boats and Boating forum tends to contain some long threads which have a high number of replies but which are generally less technical and more tangential to the main focus of the site, so the idea is to reserve the like counter for the core areas of the site which help someone with a boat design or boatbuilding question.

 

I think that is a proper policy.

 

The thing with the drawers actually rolls out to give access to the plumbing. In this draft you see shelves but I used drawer glides instead.