Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

Attorney: "Are you sexually active?"

Witness: "No, I just lie there."

 

Thanks for the lsugh. Now I have to take back my breath.

 

Hmm, multiple light bulbs seems to take multiple changers . . . :idea:​

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PinkBatts Insulation - 2008 TV commercial - NZ

Mr Snug loves the bulb changer . . :idea:
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... 4 to ask if there are any free sources for light bulbs.
9 to ask about free downloads of books on how to change lightbulbs.
5 to ask about software to make changing lightbulbs easier.
3 claiming they've just been asked by their employer to change a light bulb, and need to learn everything there is to know about it by tomorrow.
5 to admit they didn't read the thread, but that in the context of boats, a bulb usually refers to: A. An enlargement at the end of the keel, B. An enlargement at the bow, or C. A thingy used to prime a fuel line on an outboard.
2 to carry an argument from another thread over to this one, just because.
1 to ask what light bulb this is<broken photo link attch>
leaving 4 to continue a discussion about the physics of light in a language none of the rest can understand.

 

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Philsweet,

How can I ever pay attention to a thread again?
That is a perfect pattern, now I'll just be looking for the pattern.
Or just the responses from people who don't follow the pattern.

Wait, Wait, Wait - which one am I????
Probably changes with what I ate for breakfast.

 

Been there, done that, now retired by choice.

I might even see what there is on facebook.

 

RHP has too much free time.
Very funny.

Light Globe?? And I'm not even an industry professional.
1 A newbie that wants to build a raft using lightbulbs. Wants to know how
many he will need to make it float.
2 University student who's final assignment is to make a lightbulb, needs
advice on how to do it.
1 Setting up a business making lightbulbs, wants forum members to list
how they thing lightbulbs could be improved and problems with current
models.
4 Posters advising OP of points not raised in original post.

Poida

 

Angélique, Too cute the kitty...I have one who helps me in the garden.
Semantics and semiotics...a lot of Americans should learn these two matters, they will need it badly to understand what's coming. As they have not understood that Trump was the plutocracy taking the country formally for its own profit, not a champion of the poor and destitute, Bernie was the true one.

 

"Mena, Rose Law, Pay for Play! *thwack!* We'd still vote for Hillary....
"Mena, Rose Law, Pay for Play! *thwack!* We'd still vote for Hillary....
"Mena, Rose Law, Pay for Play! *thwack!* We'd still vote for Hillary...."

... and for partisan balance ...

Many years ago I observed that, after Kennedy, the American people seem to have fallen in love with the idea of a young President and, visually, poofy hair is often considered a sign of youthfulness or, at least, vigor. So with the exception of LBJ, for understandable reasons also relating to JFK, the candidate in the general with the best hair has won ever since.

 

Some say growing a beard helps too . . ​

 

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BTW, no joke, I'm told a beard grows about at a rate of 4 nanometers per second, which is 0.35 mm per day = 2.42 mm per week = 12.61 cm per year . .