Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

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  1. ancient kayaker
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    ancient kayaker aka Terry Haines

    "Robert William Service" - now that name rings a far-off bell or two!

    - didn't he pen a somewhat cleaned-up version of *Eskimo Nell? Am I even allowed to mention that accomplished lady in these hallowed pages?
     
  2. troy2000
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    The only Robert Service poem I remember is The Cremation of Sam McGee.

    There are strange things done in the midnight sun
    By the men who moil for gold;
    The Arctic trails have their secret tales
    That would make your blood run cold;
    The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
    But the queerest they ever did see
    Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
    I cremated Sam McGee.


    http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/174348
     
  3. thudpucker
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    Parody on that one was used by the Phone company:

    "...I'm on the marge of lake LaBarge, in a small wooden Telephone booth!"

    It was a good Commercial, and I seem to recall it worked.
     
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    Dirteater Senior Member

    he did, and yes you are :D
     
  5. Dirteater
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    a fine read indeed.
    thanks for sharing Troy :)

    (I can't help but think you have to be of a certain age to remember this stuff,
    and I can only remember what I can as a child). :D
     
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    I thought this was a joke:

    bad *** party barge up for sale ?? cash talks

    http://sacramento.craigslist.org/boa/3826716187.html

    "up for sale 30ft party wagon comes with trailer boat can b drivin from lower or top deck v8 engine lots of goodies call for more info 209xxxxxxx no dreamers open to trades but no junk sports cars classics sand rails long travel only or trophy trucks somthing bad *** let me know ???? Will do trade for blown v drive and cash or v drive and cash ??"

    (Don't miss the tattooed bikini girl/grenade graphic)
     

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    THe prof must have been a Keynesian. :rolleyes:
     
  8. Dirteater
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    My wife said "Fix that gutter downspout TODAY!"

    So I invited the boys over. One brought his welder the others brought beer.

    Took us about 4 hours, mostly for the beer, but we got the downspout fixed.

    Wife is still speechless... I ‘m certain not for much longer though.
     

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    I bet she'll think twice before asking you to fix the trash compactor.
     
  10. hoytedow
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    Dewey Dam, Kentucky

    wolf spider and her young
     

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    tomas Senior Member

    Now, that's funny!
     
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    That has to be the funniest sign ever......
     
  14. Angélique
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    Angélique aka Angel (only by name)

    Well, maybe . . . ? ? ?

    Cheers,
    Angel
     

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    The maybe link contains malware at the very everydayfunnyfunny dot com link.
     
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