How can an American buy a CHEAP house in 3rd World?

not cinnamon amigo...cayenne pepper!
acyually there's 57 kinds of mole. All contain chocolate with different peppers in the mix. Great sauce for chicken or enchilladas!

 

I think they based Austin Powers off Frosty. The original international man of mystery!

 

OK 'Cat-B' the Master transulator, thanks. So if 'AP' aka 'frost-bite' needed Un-leaded petrol ?/ltr - then the most important ? is - how much is Epoxy/lts - since it fixes everything.

Now the last time I went North/East from my property - I got very wet & the sharks & crocks just put me off continuing to swim.
So where in the North/East are you?
Y'all have a fab day, tomorrow & all the next days. Ciao, james

USD vs AUD - same-be-same. AUD to TB - today - 32.6 TB to $1.00 AUD - Nice ratio!!

 

They say only things terrify mexican men, is a norte americano with a Uhaul trailer, and a woman with a knife!

 

Hi yo,or is it Dave?I'm Stan
I'm flattered that you would introduce me to your family,but to level with you I am getting close to my sell by date,and financially I dont think I could keep your neice in the custom she is used to.I think I would probably be like a fish out of water.After 34yrs of marriage with all the lumps and bumps it has left me quite cynical to spoiled behavior,unfortunate really,but time leaves its mark.Looks like I am set to stay in Blighty with my little boat.
Shame really,20yrs ago I would have been having a drink with you yesterday.

 

I found a pearl in Mexico. If you wanted goodtime girls, (wife calls them sardines) they're everywhere. It's kinda hard to get introduced 'real' women in a foreign country. Wasn't trying to fix you up. Just offering to break the ice. Anyway, if you get blown far offshore and fetch up someplace speaking spanish, I'll probably be lurking around the forumn, or Hoyt speaks spanish and Michael and I bet bunch more ain't letting it on.

 

Dead dogs are community 'Bikes'that anybody can ride for free.[Ladies]
Usually when you spot a lady in a bar that has all the attributes you dont end up with her because you get too Brahms and List,so you end up with a community bike.[Dead dog]

 

thanks for the info. What we call the neighborhood pump.

 

I can see you found a Pearl,thanks for the offer.I dont think I will get blown across the pond in my little boat,be lucky to get to Spain,its full of sardines there too,trouble is,its not just sardines that you are likely to catch.Haha

 

thats true everywhere. A local restaurant owner here has a reputation as a rake. Bothers every female walks inside. I cautioned him he was living dangerously. He replied if he caught SIDA (HIV) it would only be in his mouth. An idiot!

 

I wonder why mrorn (or \norom\) is censored but idiot isn't.

 

I always found it weird that m-o-r-o-n is censored here. I almost never type it directed at someone else. Usually, it's directed at myself! :idea:

 

but idiot is the politcally correct approved term for the dense among us.

on a lighter note:

The japanese tourist asked if he could take a picture of 2 old black ladies. They gave permission and he began fiddling with the complicated camera settings. One ladie asked the other, "What's he doing?"
"I think he's trying to focus."
"Both us?"

 

Focus on this:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting co--
Moo!

The physics one goes:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting coefficient of friction.
Interrupting co--
µ!

 

Ask me what the secret of humor is.
Okay. What's the...
Timing!