Great Investment Advice - Beer

Just imagine...

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Qantas one year ago,
you would have $49.00 today!

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago,
you would have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you would have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund,
you would have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.

A recent study found that the average drinker walks about 900 miles a
year. Another study found that if you drink, on average, 22 gallons of
alcohol a year you get about 41 miles to the gallon!

If only they made cars like that !!

 

And Beer is very good for the economy. During Beer drinking season I grow thru belts and several size trousers...this stimulus creates many jobs. Its a win win situation. Do your duty, drink beer

 

Ive been aware of this many years now. Ive a beer belly all paid for and probably weighs 30 kilos. Belly pork is approx 2 quid a kilo so thats 60 quid I got back right there, money in the bank.

What ever you do dont believe that not drinking makes you live longer,--it only feels like it.

 

Had you bought $1,000 of Budweiser stock last year, it would be worth $1,100 today.

Had you bought $1,000 of Miller Petroleum stock last year, it would be worth $2,102 today.

Had you bought Conoco Phillips last year it would be $1,104 now.

 

Ok Ok I think we got the pint,--I mean point.

I guess gold would be pretty impressive

 

this is good news

I am going to start my "investment" right now
my wife's one cupboard is just full of clothes and shoes
get rid of her crap and keep it as a "can storage" compartment

what a wonderfull idea, very smart

 

I say buy a bridge.

If things go south one can always jump off the damn thing.

 

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy.

 

Ha --who do you think your kidding.

 

I didn't know there was a season for beer...I sure hope you don't need a permit!

 

no, but it pairs well with beer.

 

Hmm a girl witha Pompano fish. Tasty. Gee, can you also eat the Pompano ?

 

Not a pompano, a permit. They are very similar. Same genus.

 

genus....come on...she's blond! IQ is inversely proportional to Chest Q in blonds...that is a fact!

 

Don't be ridiculous Par. The Budweiser would probably be ok, but how do you think the Miller Petroleum and Conoco Phillips lubricants is going to taste