You Know What's Annoying?

vets that recommend dog foods that are knows to cause digestive difficulties. Fortunately I thought to put down some newspapers once I read about it and fortunately the little guy new to use them.

 

People who say "My dog would never bite anyone".
Non-metric units.
Religion.
"Green-washing".
Apple products.
Weird smelly people who sit next to me on a bus or train.
Zulus, Mongols and Romans in the game "Civilization".
Melbourne.
The phrase "going forwards".
Salted licorice.
Dr. Who.
Nose hair.
People who sniff and look at me weirdly when I sit next to them on a bus or train.
Clogged Rotring pens.
Conservatives.

 

and Greeks..

 

and those geeks pretending to be same.............. ?

 

The Australian Federal Government!

 

Well you, I and others voted them in... ??? - - - - - - - - - - - voting is compulsory here in Australia, and rightly so... else the citizenry would be too bloody lazy to get off their indolent asses...

The bureaucrats are FffAaaaRrrrrrrr worse, as they are a permanent parasite on life, and are very difficult to remove - move on......

 

when I make a "Stupid Mistake"

 

Like when I open my mouth, so to speak

 

That's funny I never remembered voting for the green communist party led by Ronald McDonald, and the gay wombat from Tas.

 

Nor did I, The one that got my tick has never been seen or heard of again - I did not vote for Paulina the redwood for building boats, Jasmine the hooker as a busty figurehead on the bow, 'bud' Abbot nor 'lew' Costello for lite comedy, either

I would have voted for one Leo Lazauskas, but he did not nominate? and, You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Leo Lazauskas again. ...

 

He's got vote next time , only if he joins the Fishers and Boaters Party.

 

Your side must be pretty weak if they were out-manouevred by the Greens then. Don't worry, though, they are only in for another 6 years.

 

The only party I would consider joining is the Warm Sun-Dried Tomato Party. The rest are scum.

 

What about the Larger Party?

 

Or the smaller one? - - How about the cattery party? meow as someone in Canberra said?