You Know What's Annoying?

"Hopefully her other dogs won't figure it out and start barking to torment the first one."
This statement, not dog collars, annoys me.

 

The people I annoy reckon I passed that test with flying colours...........

 

I'm not annoyed.




If barking dogs annoy you, you get a silencer. It's a short piece of pipe you plug into the dog's butt. What happens is the dog then cannot build up any back pressure to bark with, if it tries to bark all you only hear a soft 'swisssshhh.... swisssssshhh' sound as the air escapes through the baffle at the back.

 

Not as annoying as the Dr. saying "Well, its stage 4 and has spread to your lungs and brain."

Get a colon exam people!

 

Whats annoying ? Its 0630, you spring out of your bunk, hit the tooth brush, suite up with coffee on your mind..tear aft to the tender for a coffee run ashore and...DAM SEAGULLS HAVE POOPED ALL OVER IT

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr...seagulls

 

Just put a sign up

 

Or like when the doc say
'Hey, that's a neat trick... can you stop your heart pounding again ?'

 

Or better yet:

 

Or like when the doc said," The clot extends from your groin to just above your ankle.

 

My rubber snake actually seems to keep them at bay. I'm still waiting for some osprey or hawk to come along and try to eat it though.

 

Well, her other dogs didn't figure it out.

 

Ummm.... you're assuming the driver actually has a mind. Or that it hasn't had its sharpness so blunted and softened by alcohol that it could be used as an eraser....

 

I remember that one. You know what's even more annoying? When you tell the doc your leg starts tingling and going to sleep anytime you sit for a few minutes, and he schedules you to have its blood circulation tested.

Hello? We already knew the leg's circulation is screwed, because the friggen thing is clogged from end to end with a massive blood clot. [Where's a rock-throwing smiley when you really need one?]

Technicians aren't supposed to share their findings with their patients. Their job is to quietly submit their findings to the doctor, and let him do with the results as he will. But the gal who did me was so totally flummoxed that she broke her code of silence to ask me why the doctor had even ordered the test. Then she checked the circulation in my other leg, too -- just so she could feel like she had actually done something.

 

Oh, MAN! Michael and Fanie! Really good stuff! Thanks for the good laugh.

 

Sitting at the computer looking at the forecasts of a hurricane heading for your boat when an earthquake happens. Cmon, wadidIdo. Spread the love a little.