Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

Who's there?

 

...

To.

 

To who?

 

...midnight owl....right

 

...at the oasis.

 

I've got this great knock, knock joke ... just say knock, knock.

 

To whom, you illiterate oik!

 

I keep saying it, but nothing happens. Like I'm talking to a wall or something.

 

When you have your back to the wall, that's the time to turn around and fight!

 

...send your camel to bed

 

That's feckless oik to you, sir.

 

you guys are dating yourselves

there's a decent youtube of Muldaur in '74, but it didn't want to load.

 

Q. How many cool people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. It's a really obscure number. You definitely wouldn't have heard of it.

 

I'm in with the in crowd
(Do-do-do)
I go where the in crowd goes
(Do-do-do)
I'm in with the in crowd
(Do-do-do)
And I know what the in crowd knows

 

And I know common people, common people like you