Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

Ahh no,

I am fine with the simple stuff.

And Ward should buy a SW radio, that works at least half of the year. Summer and Winter..........

 

I am fine with 2 cans and a piece of string

 

Why did the duck walk on the telephone wire?




She wanted to lay it on the line!

 

A man and a couple of his friends had just finished a round of golf at the country club and they were changing their shoes when a cell phone on the bench rang. The man picked it up and answered it. "Hi honey," said the woman on the other end. "Hi honey," replied the man. "I was just calling to tell you about this fur coat I found today. It's beautiful fox fur and I just love the way it looks on me. It's on sale too, a real bargain. It's down to $2000 from $4000. Can I get it?" The man thought about it for a sec and said, "You're sure it's a good deal?" "Oh yes," replied the woman. "Okay then, I guess you can get it," replied the man. The woman continued,"Oh, and you know how we've been thinking about getting rid of the Lexus and getting a new Jaguar? Well, I went to the dealership today and the guy gave me a real deal. He said he'd lower the price from $50,000 to $35,000 just for me. Can I get it?" The man thought a little harder and said,"If you're sure it's a good deal, then yes, go ahead and get the Jaguar." The woman continued again. "Oh, one last thing, honey. Remember that house we saw last month that we really liked, but decided we'd wait and think about? Well, it's on the market again, so I checked the price. It's down to $450,000 and I checked with the bank and we have enough in the checking account so that I can just write a check. Should I get it?" The man got a frown on his face and said,"See if you can get them down to $420,000. If they'll go down to that, go ahead and get it." The woman was extremely excited. "Okay honey, thank you so much! I'll see you when I get home! Bye!" "Bye," said the man. He hung up the phone and looked at the other men in the locker room and said, "Does anyone know whose phone this is?"

 

Some women do have something to complain Richard . . . . .









I know Richard can read Greek, so here's the story . . . . .

For those who can't, here's the translation . . . . . . .

Cheers
Angel

 

I fail to see your point

 

I know, that's not given to all . . .

Cheers
Angel

 

Phone numbers, Angélique, we need phone numbers ...

 

A man goes to the doctor with a bad back.
"How did you get it?" asks the Doctor.
"Having sex doggy style!" says the man.
"Why not have sex the normal way?" asks Doctor.
"I have" says the man "but the dog keeps licking my face!"

 

There you go . . . . . .

 

Lol ..

 

I agree Angélique.

This one would have a much better life with me! Or at least much better quality lumber........

Don´t say I am a chauvinist, I am not!
My woman always had the right to express their opinions and feelings, free and open!!!

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and not all together!...............

 

Women are ok, every man should own at least one

 

or more up to 4 (why would any one want more than one wife is beyond me ....)

 

Well, I never wanted, but who would cope with all the children, if not their mothers?