Our Favorite Quotes

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho Marx

 

"Nations get the governments they deserve"
Sarmiento

 

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.
Otto von Bismarck

 

Grief has limits, whereas apprehension has none. For we grieve only for what we know has happened, but we fear all that possibly may happen.
Pliny the Elder

 

" A waste is a terrible thing to mind" Al Gore

"I'd Rather have a Bottle in front of me than a Frontal Lobodomey" Willie Nelson

"Never write what you can say, Never say what you can nod" Whitey Buldger

 

I've been trying to ignore that one....

 

Nature doesn't care if you're having fun.
Larry Niven.

 

A state is better governed which has few laws, and those laws strictly observed.
Rene Descartes

 

One from my dad: Don't ever confuse a church with religion, and don't ever confuse a religion with God.

And another: a degree is not the same thing as education, and an education is not the same thing as intelligence.

He said a lot of sensible things over the years. I've seriously considered collecting the ones I can remember and putting them down on paper, to pass on to my own sons.

 

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

Sophia Loren

 

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

Woody Allen

 

Like a bird on the wire
Like a drunk in a midnight choir
I have tried in my way to be free.
-Leonard Cohen

Kris Kristofferson has said he'd like to have that one on his tombstone.

 

I hope he get's it.

 

“I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.”

Pietro Aretino

 

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