Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

I hate to interrupt this with anything Scientific! That motion is a Sine Wave.

 

ooooh well we will see,-- Im sure some one clever will correct us.

 

I was thinking about updating my avatar, and came across this one.

 

Hey Jack I hate to say it but I know the bottle one well (don't all us maried men - very true) worthy of a good belly laugh!! careful mate I may get to like you? no maybe thats going a little to far!

Rayk like it too mate! suits most of us on here

 

Good one Jack pissed meself laughing, says Poida toppin' 'is class in English.

 

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I believe it was one of the many young ‘Sunday sailor’ whippersnappers on this forum who cornered Walrus as he snoozed on the pavement outside his local hostlry.
“Trouble is Walrus your generation of seamen are dinosaurs... I mean now-a-days we’ve got stuff aboard you never had - Satnav, TV, Fax, Mobile phones, computers, web sites and e-mail....”
“True,” said Walrus, breaking wind. “We never had ‘em...That’s why we invented them... Now what has your bloody generation done for the future....”

 

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Not really funny for the poor bugger involved - though I gather he leapt clear in time.

The name says it all.

 

What about this?

 

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...Now that's entertainment.....

 

Beautiful! theres no other words for it! The skills it took to do that, amazing!

Note EVEN the third crane isn't rigged properly!!!!

 

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Reckon the drivers must have just come off a banana boat....

 

I've seen that set with the cranes before. The first five were reportedly genuine; the ones of the second crane falling in are Photoshopped. (You can clearly see the same people standing in the exact same places in different photos, one has an extra copy of the flipped crane, the doorframes change colour when the green crane "falls" in, and you can see the seams where the pictures were cut apart in the last few.) Hilarious nonetheless though, especially the first few which are real.

 

Only the two last are photoshopped in my opinion. Funny anyhow.

 

You're right of course, GG. First 8 are real, not 5. The last 2 are fake.

 

Still goes with a 'splash'