Commenting on his purchase of an all-surface vehicle in time for next December's deliveries, Santa Claus says "With ongoing electrification of both road and air besides the methane produced by deer, we've an eco-friendly option going into '25. Delighted as I am with its performance, I'll be retaining the deer in lieu of lift-fans until the product is proven... no child wants to wake on the day to hear I've gone down somewhere off the Sargasso Sea."
