"Some assembly required. Use plastic compatible cements and paints only. Suitable for ages 8 and up." That's good, I am amused. Greatly. Honestly, that probably is possible in 1:1 scale with today's technology. But, damn, how do you get the box home?
Credit where credit is due - this guy built the beast, and others like it. http://www.michaeljohansson.com/strings_attached.pdf