Reports of my death Typical...Just as I thought,sooner or later someone would quote me....(bloody Yanks) But that apart, many thanks to...
Where is this ? Sorry about very delayed reply to lazyjack's pic of (fw). It is of course Urquhart Castle on Loch Ness near Drumnadrochit. Site...
Gentlemen, ladies - Following a telephone call from Stu inquiring after my health (I've been dormant for several months now) I feel I should...
Gravy is important This dear Masalai, is what sets the civilised man above the Australian...... Mushy peas - shucked peas beaten to a pulp...
Gravy is important Ah sweet memories of youth, Walrus. Mincing down the 'slop' line with the mess-tin at the ready...Sausage, beans,...
It's what they see in those movies when death is imminent.....:( Or - you might have taken the wrong turning when leaving the pub.....:D
Too small a target....:D
Absolute rubbish Jack as you well know. Hardly a day passes without a kipple taking place down-under.
Merry Christmass Dammit sir, are you suggesting our dear Royal Family is American....:mad:
Surely that's only when they are in flight...:(
Swiss application on hold I believe. Anyway, they're boring....Whereas the Poles eat gherkins...:(
Well I've checked with mine - not a leg in sight....And there's a French couple live only fifty miles away...what further proof is needed ?
First it should be noted that Bethune is a Kiwi - and bears a name (Bethune) common to the Orkney Isles (strange, strange people). But why not...
I don't think Switzerland is a member of the EU, Frosty. However you could buy a really large Cuckoo Clock and use it as a residence...Pop out on...
Hi Jack - long time no hear...Pity I've got to correct you - but I'm sure it's the legs of snails which the French remove....:(
Hope it's not a lost call - but the Japanese are preparing to slaughter 1,000 Minkie whales and up to 50 Hump-Back whales this season in the name...
Boat jokes Bit confused here Masalai...You mention this bloke wants to buy a motorcycle...then you wander off talking about a two-wheel...
Best material for seacocks etc For personal preference I'd go for phosphor-bronze fittings. BUT - big but it will be necessary to fit a...
Boat jokes Breaks off from removing nails from old floor boards..... Sorry Masalai - have to disabuse you about the rotary clothes hoist. It...
Boat jokes Hey Masa - I feel you should change that name in deference to our new Prime Minister......
