Have a look at these
That's the Hysufoil.
The Hysufoil was developed by a Prof. Huppe at Stellenbosch University in South Africa to increase the performance of the poorly-performing South...
Try this yard in New Zealand
Yo, Hoytedow -
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy"
That should be
"I'd rather have a full bottle in fron of...
All-new Javelin 42 Sportscat
We did a charter in the British Virgin Isles many years ago & bought some local rum called “Pussers” which we enjoyed very much....
Fanie van der Merwe was at his wits end – he was fired from the abattoir for being too insensitive & didn’t know where his next meal was coming...
“The German P.O.W. camp was full of British Military Officers who’d sworn to die rather than be captured” – Spike Milligan, The Goon Show
“To do is to be” – Descartes
“To be is to do” – Socrates
“To-be-do-be-do” – Francis Albert Sinatra
If people in Hemel Hempstead get hemorroids,
Do people in Poland get Polaroids?
A “Philemon” tells a “Fanie” joke for a change.
Gorillas are not natives of South Africa …. Oops, let me rephrase that. Gorillas are not...
Couldn’t help noticing the Latin at the bottom of your posts. You may appreciate a little rhyme I remember from 20-odd years...
Lord Lonsdale had settled into his bath aboard his Sunseeker, waiting for Jeeves to arrive & take his drinks order, as happened every evening....
Lord Lonsdale upped anchor & moved his new 40m Sunseeker to Italian waters. He had the deck Jacuzzi converted into a luxury bathtub with a few...
I just tried that & had no joy.
I said to the chemist "Do you have cotton wool balls?"
He said " What do you think I am, a friggin' TEDDY BEAR?"
It should probably be "twenty-one" - she got 'nailed' as well!