old tools

[Bergalia]

Originally Posted by Frosty

... Have you noticed that in most photographs of Lazies he has somewhere in the photo some underpants.

Where do you think he stores his 'old tool' you idiot....

[alan white]

I went back two years, and sure enough, they are in every photo. Rather than embarrass him, I had a private, and brief discussion with him about it.
Turns out, underpants make one of the best lens cleaning rags available for any kind of money.
So I guess maybe you'll think twice from now on, Frosty, before calling attention to embarrassing photo details. And Lazyjack now has a better use for those briefs.

[lazeyjack]

Originally Posted by Frosty

Lazy judging by the height of your bicycle seat, I am guessing you are vertically challenged.

Have you noticed that in most photographs of Lazies he has somewhere in the photo some underpants.

that set low, for my son, goes up 4 inches for me,

[Frosty]

What no underpants???? They must be in the green bucket.

I like this 'spot the underpant' game. Does anyone else have any spot the underpant pictures.

[alan white]

Originally Posted by Frosty

What no underpants???? They must be in the green bucket.

I like this 'spot the underpant' game. Does anyone else have any spot the underpant pictures.

Speaking of holding shafts in, Frosty, I see your mom has been replaced by an internal snap ring. I thought for sure we'd see the external female snap ring. Good for you.

[Frosty]

Ahh you noticed that did you Alan. Yes well my mum found out that I was using her photo and she rang me and said I should go and see her imediately. She gave me a very cold reception and was not happy about the photo, She said hell will freeze over before she would allow me to use her photo. She said it didnt have her best side.

So I chose something else more fitting to my character.

Its an internal circlip, not a female. Circlips dont have sex,-- well ive never seen them. What all this 'snap ring' stuff its a bloody circlip.

Actually its my avatar from another forum.

Your up late Alan I thought America was asleep.

[alan white]

It's bloody eleven! I can stay up til I pop, and I will!
I'm glad you know the correct international terminology for retainer rings. It's kinda unfair, though, seeing as you belong to a retainer forum. Do you belong to a gasket forum too? If so, which favorite gasket would you choose to represent your personality?

[longliner45]

a wax o ring from a toilet???????/

[longliner45]

sorry frosty ,,coudnt help myself,,,,,longliner

[Frosty]

Originally Posted by longliner45

a wax o ring from a toilet/

Sure why not? maybe a toilet seat? it would'nt be the first time I have been familiar with a toilet seat. I was once offered a blind date and I accepted. So on the phone we discussed how we would recognise each other.

Forget the flower in the lappel I said. I will wear a toilet seat,---I joked. She thought that was so funny.

So with best suit, collar and tie--- and toilet seat,---we met.

Funny,---she wasnt laughing then. Silly cow!!

[alan white]

Was the seat up or down? That could have made a world of difference.

[longliner45]

frosty should be in sw ohio ,,he just aint right,,,,,,longliner

[Frosty]

Originally Posted by alan white

Was the seat up or down? That could have made a world of difference.

Well of course the 'lid' was up ,---how could you get your head through a toilet seat with the 'lid' down. I dont know where Ohio is but if they wear toilet seats then it cant be bad place to live. They,--- unlike Alan would know that it is imperative to lift the 'lid' when wearing.

I dont tink you are even supposed to leave the 'lid' attached,--would be good if it was raining,---maybe Alan does know a thing or two about wearing toilet seats.

Toilet terminology--the round thing you sit on is a "seat". the flap thing that covers it is a "lid". You guys got nuclear weapons?

[alan white]

My mistake mixing it up with a toilet fashion scientist. However, Frosty, I've got you this time. Women can't stand seeing the seat left up, and a few women get all bent out of shape when the lid alone is left up. You obviously are an emasculated man who has no choice because his woman put a cozy on the lid and it keeps falling down and must be held by the emasculated male's knee whilst peeing. No wonder you have that fashion neurosis.
My advice is you stand your ground and spray the whole room a few times in protest. Also makes male visitors nervous when they sniff around, cuz they know you be the boss.

[lazeyjack]

you guys really shud go back to the drivel thread? um!!