Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

And now (surprise, surprise!) it's the ATC at the JFK airport who gets into a muddle....!...and I have to fly tomorrow!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyO-bWGxWBU

 

Ari welcome back, unfortunately I was not there, maybe one day I shall get the chance to return but not yet I'm afraid. Sad!

 

Too much work, travel, and a failed hard drive have kept me from this august company for a bit. Nice to see the international tavern discussions chugging along well in my absence.

The jokes are weird, wacky, awfully punny, and downright funny. Except, I agree forcefully that there are some subjects that involve too much pain and suffering to be the subject of a joke. Guillermo and Vkrue mentioned a few, and they are right.

As we ******* say, " 'Nuff sed."

 

Roger to that Charlie!



next?

 

Frosty died. So this Swedish girl (16) went to the local paper to put a notice in the obituaries. The gentleman at the counter, after offering his condolences, asked her what she would like to say about Frosty.

She replied, "You just put, 'Frosty died.'"

The gentleman, somewhat perplexed, said, "That's it? Just 'Frosty died?' Surely, there must be something more you'd like to say about Frosty. If it's money you're concerned about, the first five words are free. We really should say something more."

So she pondered for a few minutes and finally said, "O.K., then. You put 'Frosty died. Sailboat for sale.'"

 

So my jokes about a completely anonimous person in fictional circumstances about a made up story offends you?

Yet you joke about my death?

 

That is not a Joke!
that is a r.........................................................................................

 

You're not a 14 years old boy, Frosty. Am I in the bar, now...?

 

damn frosty ,,how much for your boat????,,,longliner

 

Please send photos of boat.....

 

Oh yeah, poor ol Frosty (does he know yet that he is dead?)

 

A friend of mine died on Sat morning after slowly getting worse from a stroke 2 months ago . He was a little younger than I .

There is iether something wrong with you lot or with me because I don't think this in the slightest amuzing.

On my death I am sure the boat would be up for sale. You would have to contact my Lawer I suppose.

The boat would be released to the purchaser with appropriate bill of sale and production of a death certificate.

Highly amuzing I am in stitches here. What else do you want me to say?

 

No Im not????? who mentioned 14 year old boys???? Your making stuff up. As you often do to fit in with your theories. And I very much doubt if you are in the bar on the forum iether.

 

So, a joke it's not always a joke......suddenly it seems to depend on how close it hits your own feelings!
(Quod erat demonstrandum)

 

No-- your still having trouble with this --A joke is a joke.

But you dont go saying "Oh so and so died,-- I'm only joking"?

You'lle find that drinking in an empty bar on your own will become more frequent.

You have a very strange sense of humour, if it can be called that.