Idiot posts cluttering up the forum

[Bergalia]

Oy....whatever happened to 'Tansails' who started this Idiot thread ?

[Frosty]

Hey i just thought that maybe we should divide your post with your points and get a rep point ratio number.

This does not include however those who dont look.

So for me thats Ah who gives a @#$%^

[Frosty]

Its gone a bit quiet---YO BERG Hello--ARE YOU ASLEEP?

[Bergalia]

Originally Posted by jack frost

Its gone a bit quiet---YO BERG Hello--ARE YOU ASLEEP?

Stop shouting Jack. I'm here now...what's the problem????

Don't tell me Wilma has landed in Thailand........

[Frosty]

What?

Your joking?

Oh NO,-- she wants me to design an ironing table for a blue water 22 footer that can double up as a operating table for the elderly, and a splash proof fire resistant chart table, that can double up for child berth and wallpapering.

Ok thats me stuffed

Do you know any big words to describe being in the deep **** Berg?

[Bergalia]

Originally Posted by jack frost

... she wants me to design an ironing table for a blue water 30 footer that can double up as a operating table for the elderly....

Is that the reversable ironing-board which can also accomodate a five-piece orchestra and mud-wrestling pit ?

The word you were looking for is 'rendering' - (a system whereby US/UK/Australian security services fly you to a 'neutral' country where the crap is beaten out of you until you confess to terrorist activities (script supplied by said security services) and are then transfered to a tropical island retreat (Cuba) and held in solitary confinement without trial and ignored by your government for at least five years...or until a federall election is called.

[Frosty]

Oooooh --- 'rendering' sounds good .

Can I have the last week in july and the first week in August?

Thats when me holidays are this year. EErr I cant stay 5 years though.

Ille have to ask me mum.