Idiot posts cluttering up the forum

[Frosty]

Well its a long story really, but because I was a black kid with humengous cronic hemeroids I was hospitalised or pushed about in a wheel chair for most of the time. My Father, a coal miner from Crapton just outside Buttockshill thought I was one of his till my mother cough up one day.

As you can see from my avitar which was taken at Harry Ramsdens at the outsales desk.

Oh those were the days, we would spend a lot of time at Harries, I think my dad was hoping someone would feel sorry for me and steel me. He would leave me for hours --or was it days crawling around the salt and vinigar table in amongst the newspapers.

Living on salt n vinigar made my hemeroids worse till one day they exploded. This made such a mess it was harry himself that was sick in the peas. I was taken away by the RSPCA.

Any way I was put in a crate and posted to Bangkok after playing 'pin the tale on the donkey' with a world map. Boy was I lucky,-- Ifit in here perfectly.

I was brought up as a mahoot so didnt need a wheel chair any more.

How about you?

[Poida]

Nah idiots aren't cluttering up posts.

[Bergalia]

Originally Posted by jack frost

Well its a long story really... Living on salt n vinigar made my hemeroids worse till one day they exploded....I was taken away by the RSPCA.....I was put in a crate and posted to Bangkok...

Sorry Jack, but the story I heard was that the RSPCA posted the haemorrhoid to Bangkok...you stayed behind (if I can use that term...)

[Frosty]

you spell hemaroids differently to me.

Im going to Mc donalds for a sausuage Mc Muffin with egg in the morning.

[Bergalia]

Originally Posted by jack frost

you spell hemaroids differently to me.

I think you spell haemorrhoids differently to everyone Jack.

[Frosty]

I dont care,-- Im still going to Mc Donalds

[Bergalia]

You'll get haemorrhoids

[safewalrus]

Bet it will be 'piles' of fun! It will to us! Might stop ye bumming around!

[Frosty]

The last time I saw my proctologist at Royal prince Albert hosptal in Sydney, she said ---yes I said she, after sticking a camera 30cm up my rear end.

That I had a perfect anus.

In the 2 page report it concluded as saying "an unremarkable anus"

Ile bet not a lot of you can say that.

The camera thing is not nice --doesnt hurt just a bit uncomfortable and yes you can feel every inch --or you think you can. At 40cm she apologised at being a bit to intrusive but said while we are here you have a filling that needs looking at on one of your back teeth.

Now thats what I call value for your money.

[Poida]

Isn't it ironical?

The thread that gets the most idiots cluttering it up, is the one titled "Idiot Posts Cluttering up the Forum."

Poida

[Bergalia]

Originally Posted by jack frost

The last time I saw my proctologist at Royal prince Albert hosptal in Sydney, she said ---yes I said she, after sticking a camera 30cm up my rear end.
That I had a perfect anus.

Wouldn't it have been simpler to consult the Russian Navy?????

[Bergalia]

Originally Posted by Poida

Isn't it ironical?The thread that gets the most idiots cluttering it up, is the one titled "Idiot Posts Cluttering up the Forum."
Poida

Jeff, Jeff sir...Poida's being philosopical.....

[Frosty]

Originally Posted by Poida

Isn't it ironical?

The thread that gets the most idiots cluttering it up, is the one titled "Idiot Posts Cluttering up the Forum."

Poida

I like it here, I can always find you and Berg.

[safewalrus]

Yes Jack an unremarkable anus, unlike the noises that continually come out of it, which is pure poo!!

[Frosty]

Wally can I have your old avatar? I need it for the dart board.