Attn Moderator: Mrs.Margaret Snowe and Son David

[nevd]

Yes, I also received a PM from the same "lady" and her son.

[bilgeboy]

I didn't know she had diabetes and hypertension....I think I'll send her all my bank account information. I trust her now that I have seen pictures of her family.

Mike


From : Margaret Snowe <mrs_margaret_13@yahoo.co.uk>
Sent : Monday, January 2, 2006 10:33 AM
To : Mike bilge <bilgeboy1@hotmail.com>
Subject : Acknowledging your kind response and family pictures

Attachment : meandmyhusband.jpg (0.11 MB), myhusbandandmydaughters.jpg (0.12 MB), Myhusbandwithourfirstdaughter.jpg (0.10 MB), myson.jpg (0.16 MB)
Dear Mr.Micheal,

In fact I was very happy today when I returned from the hospital and saw your mail. This gave me stronger mind and happiness that I contacted the right person. Thank you for your response to our call for assistance and may God bless you for at least responding to my mail, i would have written you earlier than now but I was seriously down and had appointment with my doctors over my high blood pressure and diabetes which keep weighing me down and i was admitted and in fact this sickness kept me totally handicapped at my age.

Now i will be honest and open to you with the hope that you will not let me down. All our banks accounts and property have been frozen by the authorities and we have nothing to live on, unless you cooperate with me and let this only hope for our future survival be transferred into your safe custody for joint investment under your total management for mutual benefits for you and my family. Me and my children risk loosing this fund to the authorities after which they will force us to return to the destroyed country if we do not quickly relocate the fund from here and afterwards repatriate out of this region. This country Senegal where we have been granted asylum is too close to my country so we are still terrified and are still vulnerable. Hence i need your assistance to first secure this fund out of this place.

If you accept it, we will like to reach an agreement with you and relocate the fund into your custody for safe keeping and onward investment accordingly. I am willing to allocate 10% of the total sum to you as remuneration for your participation and assistance. The investment to be established with this fund as capital base will be owned 60 : 40 for my family and for you respectively. The fund could not be discovered by anyone because it was stashed into a trunk box with security lock and kept in the storage of a reputable firm. I have informed the director of the firm of my intention to transfer the deposited item to a foreign partner and he is ready to process the retrieval as soon as you are introduced officially to him. I will like to relinquish all ownership rights to you so that the fund will be transferred into your custody for safety so that the future of my children can be guaranteed.

Please do keep this matter quite confidential without the involvement of any third party there because i will not want anyone over there to be aware of this fund in connection to my name for our personal security and safety of this fund. Some times people you trust can be jealous and mischievous. It happened to us in the recent past so we are being very careful,

Let me stop so far till i hear from you, Also feel free any time to call me strictly on this only secured number 00221 6797440

Best regards,

Mrs. Margaret Snowe

[marshmat]

Egad, these are everywhere... thank goodness for Thunderbird's uber-accurate filters or I'd be wasting half my day deleting these things....

Anyone actually got their 10% cut of the $55 million yet?

[yipster]

not me, than again, i'm faster in deleting

[yipster]

Ref. Number: 132/756/4509
Batch Number: 538901527-Bc68
Ticket Number: 27522465896-6453
Dear Sir/Madam,
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Winners in our
International Lottery Program held on the 1st of Jan, 2006.Your e-mail
address attached to ticket number 27522465896-6453 with serial number
3772-554 drew lucky numbers 7-14-18-31-45 which consequently won in the 2ND category,
you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of 2,000,000 EUROS
(Two Million Eur).
CONGRATULATIONS!
Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims have been fully processed and your money Remitted to you.
This is part of our security protocol to avoid multiple claims and unwarranted abuse of
this program by some participants.All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 20,000 company and 30,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world. This promotional program takes place every five years.
This lottery was promoted and sponsored by a conglomorate of some
multinational companies in europe as part of their social responsibility
to the citizens in the communities where they have operational base.We
hope with part of your winnings you will take part in our next year Ten
million Euros international lottery.
To file for your claim, please contact our fiducial agent:
MR MICHEAL SMITH
REPLY EMAIL TO:MICHEALSMITHCHAM@NETSCAPE.NET

Remember all winning must be claimed not later than 24th Jan 2006 .After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake.Please note in order to avoid
unnecessary delays and complications,remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence.
Furthermore should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as
possible.Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for
being part of our promotional program.
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Yours Sincerely,
Mrs. Lylian Donald
International Lottery (co-ordinator)
N.B: Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will result
to disqualification. Please do not reply to this mail. Contact your claims
agent.

in my regular e-mail only 2 million today, better delete this crab yes?
edit: only now i read i broke confidentionality, bye bye € 2.000.000.-

[Jeff]

Oh, and so close too

My (least) favorite was a Nigeria scam-spam targted at a 34' sailboat classified ad:

Hey Owner, I am Mr john by name, I want to know the present condition of the item you place on advert and is preferable to have your phone number and i will like to buy the item as i am ready to abide with your offer including i shall instruct ups to come for the pick up of the item

And another one we had to ban the whole ISP because of

Hi, My name Scott Maxwell is and i am based in French.

[marshmat]

Shipping a 34' boat by UPS, eh?
Seen a few problems lately with automated bots sending this crap out.... spider-like code that searches for email addresses on web pages, then sends a deluge of spam. I think the first one Jeff mentions in #21 is from such a bug, they're getting pretty common and are becoming more targetted lately.
Keep your virus- and spyware-scanners charged, folks....