View Full Version : I am the victim of everything
gonzo
10-06-2009, 08:17 PM
Since there are lots of threads where people whine and complain about how they are victims of everything, I decided to just come out with it. I know it takes courage and some of the conspiracy theory exponents will warn me that the goverment or one of the secret organizations will take me out. It doesn't matter, someone had to do it.
No, I'm Spartacus.
I flew from the UK to Brazil last night and was thrilled to get an emergency isle seat. Until the stewardess asked the woman sitting next to me to change seat to allow a woman with a baby to sit there. :rolleyes:
I saw a History channel special about people like recently. Of course they were later abducted.
Frosty
10-07-2009, 12:02 AM
No, I'm Spartacus.
I flew from the UK to Brazil last night and was thrilled to get an emergency isle seat. Until the stewardess asked the woman sitting next to me to change seat to allow a woman with a baby to sit there. :rolleyes:
Women with babies should never be in emergency isle, who did you fly with Pakistan International?
I don't know how you can stand cattle class flights.
Business is the only way, its not only the fabulous seats and service but checking in and the lounges.
Its 2 times as much but ten times better which makes it cheap.
masalai
10-07-2009, 12:42 AM
I have a solution for that Frosty, take video of everyone who even farts and play it back several times cackling with "mad" laughter, They FEAR your "madness" and behave very carefully for the rest of the flight... I don't fly very often now but has worked well for me... I reckon the "wide open eyes intense look" on some of Seans' photographs would enhance the effect....:D:D:D:D
I've found if you talk to an "imaginary friend", people will generally leave you alone. I've used this gag on people in the check out line at the supermarket. It's loads of fun, people don't know what to say, how to handle you and truly fear any interaction may just set you off.
Landlubber
10-07-2009, 03:38 AM
PAR, We actually all have an imaginary friend, Sean, any of his attributes would certainly give us more "space".......
If you remember the 60's, you certainly weren't "there".....
Women with babies should never be in emergency isle, who did you fly with Pakistan International?
I don't know how you can stand cattle class flights.
Business is the only way, its not only the fabulous seats and service but checking in and the lounges.
Its 2 times as much but ten times better which makes it cheap.
Middle section old bean, middle section......... :cool:
gonzo
10-07-2009, 08:20 AM
I am the victim again. Instead of talking about my ordeal everyone is hijacking my thread. CONSPIRACY
Frosty
10-07-2009, 10:47 AM
What ordeal? Let me guess,---there is no Harley rentals in London? Lap dancing bars are more expensive than USA? The Queen wont see you? --------- come on then spit it out.
gonzo
10-07-2009, 04:16 PM
In the USA you can put dollar bills in the girl's garter. The smallest bill in the UK is a fiver which is eight dollars. I tried sticking a pound coin in and got kicked out.
masalai
10-07-2009, 04:31 PM
Cheapskate...:D:D:D
rambo!
10-07-2009, 05:07 PM
What you describe is just bumps on the road....you should meet my wife..:eek:
I am willing to meet your wife, please provide telephone number.
My condition is you have to spend ten days with my wife for every one I spend with your wife.
Please urgently advise as am already investigating flights.
gonzo
10-07-2009, 05:53 PM
I didn't realized I could turn this thread into a wife swapping clearing house. The charge is one peso per transaction.
Fanie
10-07-2009, 06:12 PM
If you don't like your wife because she's overweight or something then just get her to walk one km every day. Think about it. In a week she'll be seven km's away...
Is this conspiracy or not ?
masalai
10-07-2009, 06:21 PM
Hehehehe, I can't resist, - - and if she is "blond" she may actually do it :D:D:D:D It may be nice to give her a tracking gps so if she looses her way and heads back you would not be caught with your pants down, so to speak :D:D:D:D
I didn't realized I could turn this thread into a wife swapping clearing house. The charge is one peso per transaction.
Gonzo I'll leave you to rue on your bad luck if you help me find my boat in the 'Canberra Ozzie' thread in this same section!
Mas can you help me also?
masalai
10-07-2009, 08:39 PM
RHP Totally at a loss as to where it may be - - or even could be - - - You may like to locate Canberra on googleEarth or googlemaps and then you will see the issues a shallow man-made lake in the Australian Capital Territory... An email to the likes of http://www.thecoastalpassage.com/ based on the mid coast of Queensland may help if they publish your email....
Will do so Mas. I shall mention your name... :D
Some one buy the man a wheel of cheddar and call it a day . . .
masalai
10-07-2009, 10:24 PM
Why??? :D:D:D
Frosty
10-07-2009, 10:24 PM
A wheel of cheddar? Ive never heard it called that before, are there any Dutch here, they live on the stuff.
Its a cheese.
gonzo
10-08-2009, 07:30 PM
I'll take the cheese. Thanks for the suggestion Par.
Frosty
10-09-2009, 03:37 AM
Oh and before you leave London dont forget to lock up and turn the lights out before you go.
Boston
10-09-2009, 03:56 AM
cheese
bad airplane flights
wife swapping
and a few bad jokes
ok
Ill bite
what do you call a brunet standing between two blonds
the translator
gonzo
10-09-2009, 04:38 AM
A man can't even whine in peace that the jokes start.
Boston
10-09-2009, 04:45 AM
white or red
gonzo
10-09-2009, 04:47 AM
See, Nobody takes me seriously. If I wanted that kind of abuse, I'd be talking to my wife instead of hidden behing a computer screen
masalai
10-09-2009, 05:08 AM
wine, cheese or people??? Ok for either with wine, Chesse blue and creamish (don't like the "blue" much). skin/faces almost a rainbow of colours:D:D:D (interesting)...
Oh yes gonzo, to whom are you married - computer or the lady over there? we all 'love' you, that's why we are the way we are:D:D:D:D (a bunch of liars)
I just came back from a 2 week trip during which my son broke the key in back door lock so my thoughtful wife changed the lock.
I got home last night, the wife and kids had gone to a kiddies party - and I didnt have a key to the new lock.
I sat in the car for 2.1/2 hours catching up with paperwork in my briefcase.
"Hi Honey, what are you doing?" (cue the blood curdling scream !)
Fanie
10-09-2009, 10:57 AM
The key was 'broken on purpose. They were home all along, just didn't want to open the door yet. Enjoying their last few minutes without you... :D It must have been quite crowded in that brief case. The act is spelled jetchup in the US :rolleyes:
Your house have only ONE door ? Any windows ?
Boy, you ARE a victim of everything there...
gonzo
10-09-2009, 01:30 PM
I AM THE VICTIM. Don't you guys get it?
I AM THE VICTIM. Don't you guys get it?
You mean you were in my garage last night as well? :eek:
gonzo
10-09-2009, 01:37 PM
If I was at your house and your wife didn't open the door, that's bad news for you I guess.
Fanie
10-09-2009, 03:23 PM
Shame Gonzo,
If RHP suffers like that it makes it kinda ok you know, like it's destined that he has to suffer that bad. If He gets faltered, burned by fire and the likes it sound about right to me...
But to say the least I never expected you to be such a masochist ! :D
Two victims so far, do we have three. Come gentle and other men, please step up, do we have three ?
masalai
10-09-2009, 05:35 PM
gonzo, quickly, spend an hour or so typing up your grief and then post so others may pass judgement and express in reciprocal delight, - - "rather you than me":D:P:D:P:D:P
gonzo
10-09-2009, 06:10 PM
Well....RHP's wife took a look at me and said: Is that all you got?
Boston
10-09-2009, 09:13 PM
Fanie
we do not have three
I say the leading cause of divorce
is marriage
which I have avoided like the plaque it is
you want any real whining
you will have to ask those unfortunates unable to learn from the mistakes of others
Gonzo
I had a horse ( no not RHP's whife ) do that to me once
we were all out on a ride in the mountains and I made a pit stop
I was riding a mare that I had hand raised from a pup ( so to speak )
I was taking a leak minding my own business when the horse walked up behind me
peaked over my shoulder
looked down
and then looked up at me as if to say
"you call that a pecker"
I was mildly amused and yet pissed off all at the same time
"what are you looking at" I barked back
horse walked off a few steps and I swear shook its head
the folks waiting all saw it and laughed there asses off
Frosty
10-09-2009, 10:38 PM
I dont know anything about horses,---I trod in some horse shit once tho.
They dont have clutch or hand brake --scary things.
I saw one at a bus stop, well it was'nt at the bus stop waiting for a bus ,it was on the other side of the fence, it had a big donger hanging down, two women were very interested in it, the donger not the horse, well maybe the horse as well ---a bit.
gonzo
10-10-2009, 07:23 AM
I think the problem is that according to women, every man is a horse's ass. Unfortunatley for them it is the wrong part of the anatomy
Fanie
10-10-2009, 10:20 AM
Horses behave like that, whenever you get to a fence he will let you over first! Horse sense is stable thinking and the ability to say nay!
I trod in some horse shit once tho.
Be thankfull Frosty, many never get that close to a horse :D
westlawn5554X
10-10-2009, 11:56 AM
I have a ****** expired problem... but then... I am quite late in reply email... and I love blonde woman... :)
Boston
10-10-2009, 12:09 PM
you mean your std verification certificate that those ladies insist on checking ran out
dam
I always wondered how that worked
friend of mine went to vegas thinking the chicken ranch was open for business
it was
just not for him
seems they gave his ass a little test just to see if he was deserving of the ranch special
nope
I guess his certificate had expired as well
Frosty
10-10-2009, 01:11 PM
Its stopped raining now and I don't want this beer, ive had enough.
Drove home on one cylinder god knows why, it was the rain maybe, 100mile bike trip --stop for a beer or two and ---one cylinder WTF happened.
Oh well tomorrows morning will reveal the prob, could be a plug.
Got home and the house water pump is down , I just replaced it yesterday, had a shower outside in a bucket, I know, I know you cant do that in USA.
Sigh,--- im a victim of mechanical complicity and delusions of alcohol consumption, where my expectations seem to be overwhelmed only by my beer gut.
Sorry cant drink this.
gonzo
10-10-2009, 01:17 PM
You can take a shower with a bucket outside in the USA. Hippies have been doing that for decades. Still, my misery is worse than yours. I have to be myself.
Frosty
10-10-2009, 01:28 PM
This misery thing?
You know,--- this victimization that you are so suffering from.
Is it something that you might be letting us in on in the near future at all?
A small glimmer perhaps of the reason your suffering.
You've been caught shoplifting in Harrods and you've been banged up at her Majesties pleasure?
gonzo
10-10-2009, 01:36 PM
Some things are selfevident. Anyone trying to make me prove it is only another victimizer. I am the victim and should not be called upon to provide proof or in any way have logical arguments.
I gave up on you after the wheel of cheese did no good.
gonzo
10-10-2009, 06:04 PM
I can prove I am the victim. In spite of Par's kind suggestion, no cheese wheel has shown up at my mailbox.
Fanie
10-10-2009, 06:54 PM
What do you want with cheese ? Last time I tried giving up smoking they said I must try cheese whenever I feel like smoking. It was no good at all.
I couldn't get the friggin cheese to light...
Landlubber
10-10-2009, 07:01 PM
Fanie, you turkey, you don't light it, you say it "Cheese"...that way you appear to be smiling and people think that you are happy, so they say G'Day, that makes you happy because you are not in fact the victim of everything, so you naturally smile.......in the end, you are happy.....and if you say G'day to someone else, chances are they will be happy too....it becomes infectious (but not like rabies).
Fanie
10-10-2009, 08:07 PM
Turkey ? No, I'm just the sucker at the end of the smoke :D
Fanie
10-10-2009, 08:14 PM
Now here's a victim of a victim -
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately.
When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy.
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender, clearly in trouble. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room"
Fanie
10-10-2009, 08:17 PM
Oh bloody hell, here's ANOTHER victim
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The bartender says, "Six shots? What's wrong?"
"I found out my older brother is gay," replied the man.
The next night, he walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of vodka. "What now?" asked the bartender.
"I found out my younger brother is gay," replied the man.
The night after that, the man walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of vodka.
"Geez, does ANYBODY in your family like women?" asked the bartender.
The man replied, "Yeah, my wife does."
Frosty
10-10-2009, 11:37 PM
It costs about 3 dollars per hour to have your balls played with at the bar. I told a girl yesterday that I had 3 balls how much would that be? she said she did'nt believe me and started to count them. It took her 1/2 an hour to realize I was joking.
I guess she was a victim of stupidity and I the victor.
Pssst I gave her some. Im not the rotten bastard that roumers victimize me as. But then ive always been the victim of roumers.
Frosty
10-12-2009, 01:24 AM
I just heard on the radio that a man in London has convinced the Lambeth council to place a noise abatement order on the Local Christian church.
A small congregation of 300 that worshiped on Sundays and sang Hymns of the usual variety.
Mohamed Judeen a nieghbour of the church says his daughter can not use the garden because of the noise.
Lambeth in London is a very Muslim place. Of course they have mosques and regularly give a call to prayer before dawn and dusk through an electric amplifier.
As the left wing and the skin heads along with others who want England back are threatening this sort of behavior with appropriate yet illegal action I feel My Judeen has made a mistake. A very serious one and might well be looking through travel brochures as I type.
A victim of catastrophic stupidity I would say. There is a moral there somewhere.
Your in London Gonzo --do you know Mr Judeen. hes the guy that ran past you with his suit case at the airport with ticket in his teeth.
On my last rip to England I noticed that there was no immigration when leaving (entering a different matter). After passing the check in I was directed straight into international lounge. I remember looking back with my passport in hand wondering what happened.
This has been confirmed by others leaving Uk.
See if it happens to you being American --unless you've decided to stay? There is a house for sale in Lambeth I believe,---just next to the Church!!
Boston
10-12-2009, 02:48 AM
ya but they were three really tiny balls
so actually you should have gotten a discount
gonzo
10-12-2009, 07:46 AM
Wow, now I have more misery to claim in my life. I just give up
Sean Herron
10-12-2009, 09:35 PM
Hello...
I do not intend to hijack this thread - and Hello Jack would be a pun - but have a look at my balls in fridge and jar threads - I never intended them to make any sense...
Hello Jack - heh boss - keep it down - Peter is asleep...:)
Hah - get it...
SH.
Sean Herron
10-12-2009, 09:49 PM
Hello...
Being an eternal pamphlet spewing light for us all - or a politically correct victim who feels the need to educate us - is like being a change collecting sponge - soaking up the worst of the world looking for something to write or complain about to gain allies to stuff your backpack for your next go about - and then complaining when someone squishes your wet bile into the drain or toilet...
Very fragile way to live...
Once again - for shits and giggles - see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAVoQfoU0dQ ...
SH.
Boston
10-12-2009, 10:49 PM
or said more tenderly
most of the stuff we think the world does to us
we actually do to ourselves
as for me
when I went broke
I sold off rather than take on any debt
I may not have much at the moment
but what I have is mine and I owe not one dime to anyone
Im working again and all in all
it was my own stupid fault I had to sell in the first place
makes me less likely to do it again
I say admit ones errors no mater how grim and learn from em
otherwise your destined to just screw it up over and over again
cheers and sunshine folks
B
nordvindcrew
10-13-2009, 12:35 PM
Tried to go sailing on my Sunfish, no damn wind! Next day I wanted to take out my wherry and get some time in at the oars, too damn windy! I am the victem of a HUGE conspiracy. Gonzo, you wouldn' know a real conspiracy if it came up and kicked you
hoytedow
10-13-2009, 06:32 PM
My wife's favorite wine is,"Take me to Miami".
Boston
10-13-2009, 07:47 PM
dam
thats one serious whine
you ever been to Miami
I say take that girl out and try and show her a good time mate
sounds like she needs it
hoytedow
10-13-2009, 07:58 PM
Went to Miami 2 times since Oct. 2, 2008. I had eye surgery at Bascom-Palmer (retina and artificial lens with removal of silicone oil from the aqueous humor. We managed to have a good time anyway(got to practice speaking Spanish and French{Creole}). Dr. Smiddy is a renowned retinal specialist. We had a good view of Biscayne Bay from the hotel(Hilton on U.S. 1).
hoytedow
10-13-2009, 07:59 PM
So, I guess I am a victim of retinopathy.
masalai
10-13-2009, 08:37 PM
Retina or RECTAL specialist:?:
hoytedow
10-13-2009, 08:39 PM
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :!:
hoytedow
10-13-2009, 08:40 PM
www.bpei.med.miami.edu/ -
hoytedow
10-13-2009, 08:44 PM
You'll miss your eyes once you've wrecked'em.
Boston
10-13-2009, 09:34 PM
na
mine are getting bad
I need to wear reading glasses to get any kind of accurate work done
I supose once they are done changing I will go get lazic
but until then I'll just have to make due
Mass
think about it
who is going to pay a specialist to sow retina's onto there ass
if thats what he wanted
he didnt have to go all the way to miami
any old local hooker would have done that and probably not have charged extra
just cause its kinky
I think he meant retina
not rectum
get your eye's checked man
masalai
10-14-2009, 01:06 AM
Year, cleaned my glasses, provided free, (along with annual (not anal) checks etc for vets re proctologists er you know) for veterans, yes that is it, I get free medical & dental & optical but no help for screwed mind or alzheimers stuff fuckit...
Frosty
10-14-2009, 04:52 AM
I have been the victim of a dentist earlier this afternoon, 5 fillings came out 50 quid, even the missus had a few done as well. I am a victim of eating food,Im sure the missus is a victim of it also.
All this victimisation has encouraged me to go out shortly and see the ball jiggling girls. I can show em my new teeth.
gonzo
10-14-2009, 05:50 AM
If I were you I would let the missus loose her teeth. I am the victim of teeth marks now and again.
Frosty
10-14-2009, 05:56 AM
Ooooh teeth marks Ohh I know what you mean, its worse than getting it cought in the zip and you had to get your mother to help you out with it.
Something to be said for Y fronts.
masalai
10-14-2009, 06:04 PM
Y-fronts don't work, the snake always manages to escape... Velcro does not work, unless, one would imagine, the region was clean shaven (ouch):?: One could imagine Mr To Hang Lo would also have problems... as would Mr Loong Wan...
Frosty
10-14-2009, 10:38 PM
Are you the victim of a troublesome snake Mas. You need a snake handler, I had chance of meeting one last night.
Sean Herron
10-14-2009, 10:49 PM
Hello...
I know - it is old - see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAVoQfoU0dQ ...
SH.
Fanie
10-15-2009, 03:55 AM
Mas has a snake handler Frosty, and she will kick his butt if he takes your advice :D
masalai
10-15-2009, 04:59 AM
The word is herpetologist,
gonzo
10-15-2009, 07:19 AM
Does that mean you get herpes doing it with a turtle?
Boston
10-15-2009, 10:32 AM
pretty sure it means he's got scales to
gonzo
10-15-2009, 10:34 AM
I am the victim of the lack of information at the pet store
Frosty
10-25-2009, 08:54 AM
I was very nearly a victim! --well not really. Harley Davidson Dyna low rider 2006 fuel injection and 6 speed gearbox 9,000 dollar or 300,000 baht.
I saw it on the internet, we E mailed backwards and forwards, photos, description.
Was suppose to be in an apartment in Thailand. He was in Cyprus.
Ok--so when can you get over here,--oh next week --great Ille buy it 100%.
Oh I need you to send me money to buy a ticket.
Thats when it hit me. I called him. He was short in his conversation and didnt want to talk about the bike much but that I need to send money or he cant come. I said that is not the way to do it, he put the phone down.
So,--- nice little scam, advertise something juicy in another country and get them to send you money for an air ticket --Mmmmm not bad. but not me!!!
Landlubber
10-27-2009, 05:52 PM
Ah Frosty, just as well you smelled a rat....so may crooks in this world think they can scam people, sad really.
anyhow, don't you get enough chicks there without the Harley?
masalai
10-27-2009, 06:00 PM
I think he is too old for chicks and actually has a "thing" about motorbikes:o::!::?: - - sort of sad when one gets too old to play with "chicks":D:D:D
Frosty
10-27-2009, 09:35 PM
That would have been my 5th bike and no the chicks here don't care what you ride in fact they they prefer a nice air con car any day.
When you pay the money and they come outside with their handbag they look a bit glum when faced with a drunk on a big bike.
You guys don't get it do you? I suppose you wou'ld dress up and have a shave,--its the money guys ---the money.
John an American mate gets the women fast,-- he is 72. You can be sat next to him with a toxedo on at 22 years old and they wont come near you, why? because John gets the money out.
Ha ha --- tourists!!!.
masalai
10-27-2009, 11:59 PM
What is his wallet tied to his dick inside his chastity belt (that "the old dragon" put on him) :D:D:P
Boston
10-28-2009, 12:15 AM
one of my theories is that if your down to paying for it you've just admitted your game is slipping to an irreparable level
I stay clear of hookers
Frosty
10-28-2009, 12:40 AM
They are NOT hookers.
They are poor destitute girls who have no options. They want to be your friend first and then its a case of "could I have a bit of money please I don't have any and you have much '
You can not judge the East with a Western mind -your will be wrong everytime. Only those who know,- know.
Boston
10-28-2009, 12:47 AM
my apologies
you are right of course
I have no experience in that culture
so any assessment of there cultural norms based on my own are bound to be off
best wishes
B
Frosty
10-28-2009, 02:05 AM
Apologies accepted Boston . I don't like these poor little girls being called hookers they are not. They love to have a laugh and joke and play all night long.
Then they want to go home with you because you are fun.
Why would they want to go to their own house which would be a room shared , then the drunk husband or boyfriend comes home stinging of cigs and beer and has sex with them . I think they would rather go with a foriegner who will treat them nice give them some food and stay in a nice clean bed in the Shereton.
Geeez I would.
Then they get up the next day, wash your clothes hang them out and wash up in the kitchen. They then wake you and offer breakfast whilst begging to see you again and can they please please stay another day.
Im a married man (almost) but I remember the games --its out of this world.
My mates often get calls at 3 in the morning by some 22 year old begging to come in and sleep with you. Free-- but they always get something even if its taxi home in the morning. They know that I suppose but is a 5 dollar a rip off?
Lap dancers in Us and Uk are 100 dollars here they lap dance whilst on your lap just for the look on your face, to be honest I get fed up of it and tell them to go away, it can get too much at times when I need to think about stuff and some 22 year old in a bikini is holding my balls,--how can I think about my bilge pump switches.
Fannie,--Mannie --are you listening.
Many fat old men have found this paradise, they walk around with varacous vanes and bald red faces but a smile on thier faces.
We are all a victim of the total freedom of Thailand.
Fanie
10-28-2009, 02:31 AM
it can get too much at times when I need to think about stuff and some 22 year old in a bikini is holding my balls,--how can I think about my bilge pump switches
Under those circumastances any guy would think about his bilge pumps and only his bilge pumps :D
Boston
10-28-2009, 03:01 AM
dam makes want to head down there and find me a new honey
( nows when I find out if anyone is reading my mail )
masalai
10-28-2009, 03:06 AM
Arrrrghhh Boston, What did you say a while ago on that topic? Have your brains have migrated to your testicles:?: - - We men are all crippled by the same genetic need:D:D:D
Frosty
10-28-2009, 03:42 AM
Arrrrghhh Boston, What did you say a while ago on that topic? Have your brains have migrated to your testicles:?: - - We men are all crippled by the same genetic need:D:D:D
Yes---these ladies may be dancing around with their strappy shoes and ribbons in there hair and I admit I may be looking in there direction but my mind is firmly on bilge pumps.
I am not one bit impressed by huge tits and tiny knickers that go up thier bum crack --not in the slightest, Oh no --not me.
masalai
10-28-2009, 03:51 AM
Stop drooling Frosty, It shows on what you type:D:D:D:D:D:D
Frosty
10-28-2009, 03:53 AM
Talking of bilge pumps,--did you know that a perfect human breast of the female variety should fit in a champagne glass.
Society has unfairley set rules and preferences on the female body that is not exactly natural.
In the 40 's big beamed women were the order of the day like Marylin Monroe --too big for me. yet in the 60's we had Twiggy.
Even today a small petite women are popular,---unless you are Italian and then ----oh dear. Big fat Mamma.
Im not tit man myself ,--more of a leg man really, but I dont say no to tits its just that,--well you know what I mean.
Fanie
10-28-2009, 04:11 AM
What's wrong with being a tit and leg man - you know what I mean ? But I do agree, too much dead weight on a boat them big hooters.
Fanie
10-28-2009, 04:13 AM
Are you looking for a BIG FAT MAMA Frosty...
Frosty
10-28-2009, 04:35 AM
That Florida resident is all right, not too keen on the other slags.
The Florida resident can rub my balls if she wants --not too rough mind you., oh and can you play some soft music as well please, and top that glass up while your doing nothing.
Boston
10-28-2009, 05:05 AM
only girl with real tits in that whole pile is the HANDS girl
so she gets my vote
Frosty
10-28-2009, 07:11 AM
But what about the feet, I have a foot fetish and I cant stand big big feet with hammer toes. I just gotta have a petite foot, Oh an the big toes being the biggest and not the second toe which incidentally was considered to be aristocracy in Egypt.
I love the Thai girls legs they run around the beach with their little crimson bikinis with lovelly feet.
Excuse me im going for a shower --a cold one.
Oh and the hands oh they are so slender with beautiful nails.
My friends girl dances Thai traditional dance naked to Purple haze,
----------------- can you imagine that?? Mind blowing.!!!!!
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